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  Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!

Read This: Ender's Game
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Members of the SlappyJack Army can...

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  • add Kiss My Ass entries

  • message other users

  • have their postcard information automatically filled in.

  • someday when this site makes me rich... FREE FRUIT BASKETS!

  • Win a date with ME, SlappyJack!

Features up and coming...
  • The mandatory POLLING function! Users will be able to add their own!

  • Fling anoyances with InsultBot and The Insult-O-Matic

  • Organize my postcards for me, cause I'm too damn lazy!

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MONKEY -vs ROBOT! Why the fuck hasn't this been on Mtv?

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