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DID YOU KNOW? North Dakota has been shown to be able to produce
more electricty from wind power than THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF GERMANY?
Germany, however, outranks the United States in windmill production and
installation. Yeah. Let's vote a few more oil-money folks to the gub'ment.
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