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Members of the SlappyJack Army can...

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Features up and coming...
  • The mandatory POLLING function! Users will be able to add their own!

  • Fling anoyances with InsultBot and The Insult-O-Matic

  • Organize my postcards for me, cause I'm too damn lazy!



                                                                                   
 
                                                                                   
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