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Go Here: Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.

Watch This: Reservoir Dogs
Quentin Tarantino

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The mandatory POLLING function! Users will be able to add their own!
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It's Gay-Ass Spider-Man!

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