:::::::::::::::::BONUS STREAM OF THOUGHT::::::::::::::::: As an ADDED FEATURE, we (that is J and her Buddy Fester) got from their place of work (porn store) a tape titled: "ASS ARTIST II This is how we're going to celebrate the ending of the Real World Season... yeah. After much hemming and hawing, we get the tape in and running... After very remedial credits, we get to a naked woman.. she points to a finished canvas, thenn shows us a blank canvas. she climbs a ladder, and.... PROCEEDS TO FILL HER ASS WITH PAINT AND SQUIRT IT OUT ON TE BLANK CANVAS!!!! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! We get a really far-too-close closeup. Her asshole is all distended and gross... ITS FULL OF GREEN PAINT HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Chris thinks "she should use more paint so she can get better distance" we fast forward.... SHES MIXING IT WITH WATER AN DSQUIRTIN OUT A FOUNTAIN!!! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! it isnt reallymuch of painting - just dribbles of paing from her ass. I wonder... just how proud are this womans parents? Come on - how could you NOT love her? Shes got no qualms abuot making disgusting fart noises - this woman would be a hit with 12 year olds... The music through all this, BTW, is like a gypsy carnival or something. OH SHES FULL BENT OVER!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! --- scene two --- An "Art Critic" come in to see her 'Art' and they talk about "touching her fruit" J makes us FFWD through the porn scene. damnit. He does fuck her in the ass, of course, and he wears the love glove. Joe has sworn he will NEVER EVER have sex with a woman after seeing this. Ok. now shes got fruit... you know i love fruit "fruit is very good for you, whether you have it in your mouth, whether you have it in your ass,or whether you have it in your pussy. whichever way you have it, fruit is delicious" OH MY GOD !!!! SHes got BROCCOLLI IN HER PUSSY!!!!!! BROCCOLI! THAT ISNT FRUIT!!!! J is now screaming "PICKLES, SHES USING PICKLES!!!" I look up - the woman has pickles in her ass.... like, all the way in, and then she squirts them out. 4 sticks of celery. J: IS THAT A BEET??? Chris: WHAT IS THAT??? now shes got a beet in her ass.... is a beet fruit? uh, guys. I cant do this anymore. her ass is really disgusting, yet hysterically funny. more porn. booring. Basically, if you get a chance to get this tape and view it. its amazing. FIVE thumbs up! And they'd all fit in her ass. heh. WE HAVEW MANAGED TO FIND SOMETHING MORE FUCKING REVOLTING THAN THE REAL WORLD BUT NOT MY MUCH. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - HOLY SWEET MARY MOTHER OF GOD HOPPIN' UP AN' DOWN IT'S FINALLY OVER!!! %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( Episode Twenty-One %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( %^( open with more amaya tormenting kaia with her abject stupidity. Kaia hates her Colin hates her matt hates her Hell, we ALL hate her! Not Colin and Ruthie are gonna talk about it MORE so Ruthie uses this to talk about what a bunch of jerks the house is in the Confessional. Amaya knows she did a little bad, Ruthie wants nothign to do with it, COLIN, however, is wallowing in the fact that he can openly be mean to her all the time because iof the DRAMA! COLIN IS A DRAMA QUEEN!!! Teck couldnt care less... he just wants to put on the final show and be a star Ruthie just wants to have fun on the show: Translated: Shes going to take her clothes off AGAIN Cut to Matt hitting on Ruthies non-alcholic sister, Sara(h? who cares). Geek kaia is talking about her dreams of "being intimate" with Matt. We learn Matt and Kaia have grown "very affectionate" What the Fuck? they're revolting. Shes denying that shes attracted to MAtt, she doesnt know why I do. its because Matt is a gigantic annoying DORK. god. this whole rehearsal thing is horrible. Amaya tries to join in the goofy fun, and Kaia tells her to kiss her ass... bitch? yeah. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - stupid. I'm stiill trying to sort out in my head the fact that i watched "The Ass Artist" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - open with goofy ass music. Matt and Teck <--- goofy ass guys. ooooh theyre going to satirize "The View" Like thats fucking hard to do. oh, theyre trying on womens clothes... but teck is "still a man" bitch. The kids ask amaya to get wigs and she cant maybe help and they say FUCK YOU, WE'LL DO IT. MAtt all of a sudden had multiple women, and hes got no clue... Colin, being a wise old man says "DONT DATE A ROOMMATE!!!" duh. Ruthie giving Amaya advice after she goes forth and buys the wigs and watches rehearsal - guys... its four days. Why the hell doesntshe just GO AWAY. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - More commercials... this is gonna ba an hour of pain. fuck. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ruthie rappin. audience lost. allright. this sucks. I'm glad the kids enjoy being on stage and all, but amateur sketch comedy doesnt generally translatre into good tv. i'm just waiting for amaya to get onstage and cry. kaia kisses Matt!!!!! Matt, being as dork - intellectualizes it. kaia gives bad poetry, which touches matt. Peopla clap out of politeness. teck says the Matt/kaia stickiness is "mo better" cut to Amaya walkina around the matt before she gets on stage (after Colin proves what an asshole he is with the intro) and sings... BUNIM MURRAY MONTAGE!!! AAAAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!!! Colin being all positive - now hes kissing ass. puke. Amaya rises above it? not without crying... Matt: "And Wa Did it" the give Calvin a gift. Colin thinks calvin is a great boss, when all he was was a babysitter... he says te mandatory "Go Chase your dreams" of course, kaia and Ruthie take this as a reason to swim naked..... Matt and Kaia in bed (imagine this: Those two breed. ick. kill it!) matt isnt going to have sex with her????? WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! He starts talking to her about Sara(h ?) WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?! for gods SAKE - Shes annoying, BUT SLEEP WITH HER, YOU IDIOT! kaia thinks hes lying to himself. kaia just gotn rejected, I bet that dont happen often. BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Score one for the dorks - even if it is only Matt. Ruthie is filming this all - walking around naked. this is so NOT entertaining. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - again - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - matt and kaia in bed? did her bead-on-the-clit punani get him to schtupp? so of course ruthie musy ust his balls.... oh for gods sake. Matt is going to use his entire last half hour of fame proving to the whole world WHAT A GIGANTIC PUSSY HE IS Ruthie - "The stable One" keeps giving Amaya ADVICE amaya is standing up for herself to someone who is getting dressed. of course - shes in tears while she does this. i feel a little bad for her. sorta. and it winds down.... They all give their trite little speeches... amaya cries some more Matt is feeling like a big pagan god because hes got a woman after him that he can reject... Teck gets the "least annoying award" from me - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - crap. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - hey lookit THAT last day abd Amaya is going in for one last sessin of Annoying Colin! Good. PACK YOUR SHIT UP GET OUT, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS GO HOME Ruthie "We made it" uh, no, you went to rehab for a month if i remember correctly. Off for toughing Hugs goodbye scenes at the airport... Teck gets the "least annoying" award. Thats it. Malo came for a goodbye tongue. Of course, Teck had to SAY SOMETHING about it. kaia is wearing soe stupid scarf. Amaya is waekling around with a fucking skateboard... and, of course, all the confessional stuff - Ruthie. CHRIST amay ahad a head bead on? jesuss. colin hugs amaya - now hes cherishing the times - "I wouldnt change anything" of course - you had a field day PICKING ON HER YOU BASTARD kaia says a bunch of crap, matt says crap, they all say crap. RUTHIE HAS A HEAD BEAD!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! teck talks some crap about skin color. goodbye. ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` teck making some rap stuff. THIS is ENTERTAINMENT, KIDS! teck rules. ````````````````````````````````````````````````````` thats it. its over.... for now. We can of course watch the reruns NON STOP for the next six months.