This Week: The twins are on the loose!!!!

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ok...i missed the first 2 minutes,
but its obvious Bunim/Murray flew this guy out to be shirtless and have sex with
amaya to stir shit up...

Teck draws the line on the MalO thing.  So, of coursem shes in the next scene 
getting smoochie with Ruthie... 
                                                     ...and then they have sex.

Back to Amaya in "slut mode"

"This can get me in a lotta trouble..."
      ...and ten she starts talkin about  "people clicking...
             SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX!!!!!!!!!
                               IS IN THE AIR

            This guy gives tonys around the world a bad name.
                                                      even if he is all muscley

Colin, of course, is pissed.
             Pissed to the point of invoking the "sloppy seconds" rule.

now Amaya doesnt wanna hurt Colin's feelings, even though she wanted him dead last
week...

                      ...Colin, of course, basically thinks shes an easy whore.

which, of course, she is.

The gay guys are getting sickened by the sorority mating call...
             im just waiting for Amaya to yell "I'M SO DRUNK!!!"

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oh god...
during the commercials - J says
	"I hear that the next one is in New Orleans.
			I have friends in New Orleans"
			
					I am so fucked.
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Ok, when ANYONE says "we fell asleep talking" the only lips movin' were labia.

Colin is very pissed.

Tony and Amaya are one of those couples that propegate the race of peongs known
on college campuses as "Greeks"

Kaia is callin Amaya "Disgusting", Matt is being judgemental, Colin is still 
slammin her, Ruthie is glowing from sex the night before, so she just nods.

                               oh for god's sake.

...AND TAKE THAT FUCKING TIHNG OFF YOUR FOREHEAD, KAIA 
                    THATS WHAT'S "TACTLESS AND UGLY"  YOU FREAK!

Colin is judging Amayas need for physical love to feel happy...  Colin, uh,...
YOU'RE A FUCKING 19 YEAR OLD GUY!!!!  THATS HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

The kids are right.  Colin IS GAY.

Ruthie is having doubts?  Mistaking "Lust for Love"?

oh ruthie, you - like the rest of the kids - are so damn clueless.

                           METAL RULES, YEAH!!!!!

now that her "meat pole" has gone home, Amaya is bored, so she goes back to 
irritating Colin, who OF COURSE decides to hide in the confessional.						   

                               he must have a record for all the seasons
                               for the most confessional time - - freak.

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commercial already?

that means we're almost done.

good.
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Cliff diving?
                                                                 hunh?

SURPRISE!!!!
            AMAYA IS CRYING!!!!!
                                I actually feel a little bad for her.
								a
								little.

Amaya asks for Ruthie for help, who basically stuffs her, and then stuffs her
a few dozen more times.
                                                                 jesus christ.

and then they hug.

Amaya just said "thea-A-ter"         all pity for her is gone in my book.

and then she cries some more.

matt is talkin to her, and shes in her bathing suit, and matt is talking looking
her right in the eyes and thinking "...dont stare at her tits dont stare at her 
tits dont stare at her tits dont stare at her tits dont stare at her tits dont 
stare at her tits..."

kaia actually DOESNT WANT TO TALK THROUGH A PROBLEM!!!
                                                   MARK YOUR FUCKING CALENDARS!

kaia stuffs amaya
matt stuffs amaya
colin stuffs amaya - repeatedly.

and they choose the WORST picture of Amaya to freeze the words 
                           "..to be continued..."
                                                                         under.
                             ....Next episode....
amaya cries (again)
                matt finally gets laid
                                   kaia can never show her face again
                                                and THANK GOD its the last show
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teck diving and holdin his balls.  thats entertainment?
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