Comin up. . . . That fucking alcoholic pile of skin-showin unrulyness is back _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ Episode Seventeen _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ matt and teck are at the club - matt is tryin to take "cool lessons" or something Matt - "Our future focuses on RUTHIES RETURN" oh God - how better can an episode open... Matt meets Ruthies new girlfriend, cause Ruthie broke up with Jess - while she was in her military training... jess, of course, proabbly spent a week trying to smuggle a bullet offa the rifle range - where the fuck were the cameras for THAT? More of Matt spouting crap , mainly bacause hes glad Ruthie will be walking around the house naked again... Colin is talking to his ex abuot sex, amaya is disgusted with him, and wondering why the hell did she ever hook up with him They keep talking to each other, and Amaya is worying herself into an Ulcer - how nice - she was chattin to Calvins woman about it - yeah, thats interesting Ruthie isnow back, and in the confessional, talking about how she is stronger and all that crap. Amaya is all wierd about her coming back, everyone else is all happy and saying how shes SO STRONG for getting help for herself. Teck is not fallin for it... ah, frolicking lesbians... no wonder Bunim-Murry just didnt boot her ass. Teck is startin troubles... he thinks she wants his schvance - ah, teck thou art modesty personfied (thats pretty ballsy for someone that looks that goddamn goofy.) - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - of course, crap, and with the added bonus of having J walk around talking about how attractive Teck really is... yeah, i feel good now. Toy ads? TOY ADS WITH UGLY KIDS DOING AUSTIN POEWRS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!!? ooh - that bowling midol chick - shes just so damn cute in that "i'm on my period" way... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Teck singing whitney houston... christ. THERES KAIA! Shes hugs the Hawaiian ball of lesbian desire... get that girl a mop! ...and the new girlfriend looks on... Teck takes the ladies (and that includes Matt) to a strip club, cause thats what theyre all about.... Mala and Teck are gettin all nasty and Ruthie is tryin to be the sexually open chick she wants to be ad says "its ok"... yeah - this is ognna lead to more fights... Kaia is now back to "amateur counselor" mode and starts pulling info out of Amaya uh, kaia - whats with the scarf? Are you the Red-fucking-Baron or something? Colin - "Mala means 'bad' in spanish" - you're SO SMART! he then uses the word "weiner" someone kill that boy. mala and ruthie start "Talking" (read - low-grade argument) abuot the teck thing Well, mala may be 'bad', but she sure has a nice pooper... - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - Damn, this just comes up faster and gets longer every damn episode... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - more lesbo conversation... the camera guys are drooling and placin bets. Ah - Ruthie is tellin us she's "Breakin in" mala, as it were. This is all in there because: A) Justin dissapointed as "the gay one" B) they need SOMETHING to keep the guys interested C) lesbians in bikins are GOLD in the Neilsens Matt is on the radio? Apparently they want CRAPPIER RATINGS Yes Matt, givce us insight withyour enormous knowledge on anorexia - of course Amaya gets pissed (she IS however, wearing bathing suits more these days - maybe they upped her pay or something...) Amaya then tears into Matts crusader personality (YEAH!!!!!) Teck and mala chat Ruthie complains to Matt (Matt is thinking how he can parlay this into licking Ruthie all over) Ruthie just used the phrase "let anyone get close to my heart" >>ack<< she "just wants to be ruthie right now" ....Next episode.... Amaya is MAD at Ruthie Ruthie calls her a bitch! .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` Teck and Amaya engage in inane conversation in the buus. thanks, guys. I needed to see THAT. assholes. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Mtv is moving "Downtown" to monday night - bigger assholes.