So Justin left, and Colin has ROOM! ROOM FOR AMAYA!!!! ROOM FOR THE TWINS!!!! (has he even touched them babies yet?) Note: Paul thinks Ruthie is gonna be in this one... ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Episode 16 ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Colin - "He's moving up in the world" - he uses this too many times for it to be funny at all. Of course, they start fighting right away, and Amaya shows what a weakass punani she really is. of course, Amaya moves in, and Colin suddenly is me playful. now hes bitching about how he wants to be just friends. Teck - dont need drugs, but he "DO NEED WOMEN!" Basically, hes been bringing women home all the time and NOW they show us this its the most interesting thing we've seen in a month. Teck - hes a playah! He fucks without remorse! great. now we're gonna get the "casual sex is bad" lesson... - - -Back to Colin being mean to Amaya and her two brain cells trying to get in his pants - - - then he bitches about her then she calls her self masochistic then MATT HAS HIS PHILOSOPHICAL FREAKISH STUFF TO SAY Kaia - bitch - of course has shit to say about her back to Matt - he feels bad because they all make fun of Amaya. "I really respect you as an intelligent person" Matt says. he doesnt say "...because I'd like to shake hands with the twins" Amaya is now whiny and pissed opff because they all think shes stupid Uhm, AMaya - you aint the sharpest tool in the shed. but she aint gonna take it anymore! (of course, she said this with a headflip for emphasis...) -------------------------------------------------------- Mtv's commercials suck. -------------------------------------------------------- Back to the stupidity... Colin slamming amaya trying to tell a story.... ...shes telling him to shut the fuck up.... ...hes not used to letting her talk, so... ...they fight... yeah. she snaps at you Colin, because you're a big fucking ASSHOLE. Amaya - shes a big freak, and on top of big hoots, shes got a pretty big goddamn head, too. Why havent i noticed this earlier? ...more colin - amaya battles... Goddamn tihs is tiring. tense freaky music over shots of pissed off kids... Matt and Teck are going out... teck is talking about how hes te Mack, and paople wannt be like him, but that cant Matt is going out with Teck - why? Cause if he doesnt get laid SOON hes gonna fucking explode - i hope he does. Maybe he'll sto pbeing suck a retard. Kaia - talkin to Ruthie on the phone whenn shes supposed to be at a house meeting. Matt wants to know where she is... kaia talks to her - why? cause she STILL wants to get in Ruthie's pants. Matt "Ruthie enjoys strippers and nightclub queens..." "Teck enjoys strippers..." then he babbles something about two roommates liking the same things and theyre going to fight.... what te fuck, is he like an anthropology major or something -------------------------------------------------------- Mtv's commercials suck. -------------------------------------------------------- kaia tells the kids she talked to Ruthie... - - - - Teck - Ruthie fight flashback - - - - I love it when he slams on her - beeyotch. Teck calling Ruthie a "stupid bitch" "you get nothing but buttholes comin by you..." Teck, what the hell is that! Matt wants Ruthie to come back, cause it'll "Stir things up:????? stir his pants up, maybe. I think matt is secretly a weasel - evil. Amaya is over Colin, so she discusses him nonstop for the rest of the episocde. = = = = senic beach scenes = = = = The kids are off to SKYDIVE!!! . . . p r a y f o r p o o r l y p a c k e d c h u t e s . . . AMAYA CAN COUNT TO 120! But does she understand it... "ooh yeah... youre floating through air.... yo can think about life...." you bonehead. Amaya floating towards the earth - realises that her life is WORTH SOMEING, DAMNIT! (this is all voiced over a solemn shot of a Daisy) She writes him a letter that sounds like it was written by this girl that sent me a note once - in 6th grade. NNNN............EEEE..........XXXXX.......TTTT::::: RUTHIE IS BACK! WITH A NEW GIRLFRIEND! TECK WANTS TO FUCK RUTHIES GIRLFRIEND! ``````````````````u`n`d`e`r````t`h`e````c`r`e`d`i`t`s`````````````````` Teck being a player with annoying club girls - - - - - eeeew.