Sidenote: As I was driving through Sacremento on Saturday, I caught on the radino that Bunim-Murry was doing a casting call at the local mall... Colin and Amaya were there, and it was told Teck and kaia were close by. I couldn't find the mall, and wasn't about to put off my getting home any further back... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coming up: Colin and Amaya rub their two brain cells together and Justin gets caught being a weasely asshole. Matt will have somehting stupid to say, I'm sure ... _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ Episode Fourteen _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ Amaya's feeble brain is CONFUSED!!! "I DONT KNOW WHY HE TURNED INTO SUCH A DICK!!!" of course, shes talkin about this with one of the sorority girls, so the conversation is doubly annoying. AMAYA CONFRONTING COLIN! "It was Kaia and Justin! The MADE me think it!" They work together - it was JUSTIN ALL ALONG!!!! our junior detectives figured it all out their very own selves! i'm so fucking proud of them... Kaia is trying to make herself sound the saint... Colin and Amaya are all about rubbung their seventeen collective brain cells together and really figuring this whole story out... "HOW DARE HE!" Amaya's nasally annoying voice says.... They swear revenge - I'm thinking its going to consist of something brilliant, like putting a "Kick Me" sign on his back in the lunchroom.... - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - no comment. need coffee. Dreamcast, however - those commercials are brilliant. pushing back the audition deadline? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Colin and Amaya try to patch up stuff away from the house, going where? oh - another island. nice. "These plants are cool" "My name should be bianca or something" "I'm walking like a little old lady with poop in her pants" And WHY do we hate these two so much????? Justing in the buus - unknowing what the brainiac twins are cooking up for him - Kaia having mindless intellectual conversatino with him. yeah. Justin asks teck where his playthings went - like he FUCKING CARES. Colin and Amaya getting gushy and stupid beyond any level even I am capable of enjoying... You know, I'm waiting for one of them to say "Hey, if you love somehting, you should set it free..." Justin is troubled by something - he knows they know, but do they know he knows they know??? co-NUN-drum! Justin asks abuot wheres kaia, then gets assaulted by Amaya being a stupid blonde sorority girl and squealing... We hear Matt for the first time , talking aobut how Justin is getting the cold shoulder from everyone. Oh now hes crying abuot the sick relative, who "created secrets" Yeah, I got about THIS FUCKING MUCH pity for you "shame as a result of irony" - did he just say that? What IN THE FUCK does that ACTUALLY MEAN?!?!?!? - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - crap, crap and more crap. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Justin announces his leaving, and MUST talk to matt and kaia. "Spend time with them," he said Matt spewing his belief and talk shit and stuffandohhowijustHATEHISVOICE Justin is going to explain this all to the kids.... he has warring parts - some wanna leave, some dont.... "If there really are a bunch of people in the hospital..." - Amaya (just how stupid can she be?) Justin talling Matt his side of things - - planting the last manipulative seed that will bloom well after he leaves. Oh yeah, and now he hates kaia now, too. Colin gives him a little goodbye, and basically couldnt care less, and he knows of Justin and kaia - "They're both screwed up" Justin lectures Kaia abuot leaving him - what an asshile. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ON HER HEAD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Whio in the hell does her wardrobe, hunh? Can we get someone enw on that, PLEASE??? "memory collage" as J just called it - and why the fuck is Hole the background music? ....Next episode.... Amaya lookin to move in with Colin, Amaya cries some more, Colin becomes an even bigger asshole. .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` Colin getting massages by amaya - woo. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` goddamn bunim-murray