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I think this episode Justin gets  like a whole seven minutes of air time or 
something.

about fucking time he did something.
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The kids bitching about how Justin said something about not wanting to have to 
try to sleep through them scrumpin....

imagine that....

Hey, they get a special 'meet' at the airport...

OK, we opened with Wuss-boy Matt talkint about the lovebirds.  
                                                       This is not a good omen.

Teck is already macking...

Ramesh is their train tour guide... ooh.

The train is called "Palace on Wheels" - Christ.

JUSTIN GETS BITCHY!!!!!!!!!

Amaya is weak?  Shes living in a world she created for herself?

"self Motivators"????

yeah, just what we need is talkin with Kaia about philosophy stuff... good.

Wasn't Kaia Amaya's best friend when "she needed a woman"

Oooooh.  Colin is afraid of the shower - and thya dont wanna room with anybody else.

                             well, i wouldnt wanna room with any of them either

Colin has "butt cheeks sweatin" - elephants are scary!

Teck feels at home because theyre all dark.  great.
Justin is just gettin bitchier and bitchier cause he HATES THEM ALL

Colin, we know youre glad amaya is on the trip because the twins go everywhere 
she does...

Yeah, Kaia - you know fun ways of doing things...  i bet you do.

Justin:
                        "...amaya exudes qualities..."

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Adam Sandler. Not that funny, guy. Funny videos - in general not that funny.
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Justin STILL Bitching:
     Matt is weak
     Amaya is pathetic
     Colin is clueless
     Kaia is intenseky self-centered
     Teck's schtick is irritating
                the group is "intensely self-centered and thouhgtless"

Thats AWESOME

Not COLIN is talking abuut how no-one is fun but Amaya

Justin is just BEING AN EVIL MANIPILATIVE BITCH!!!!
Justin:   "Amaya is fucked in the head"

Kaia - she knows he likes to fuck with heads...

Jesus christ, people.  STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, THEN, IF YOU KNOW HES WHACK!

 - - - cut to Amaya "making a mamory of this moment" - - - 
 
 Apparently she really NEEDS to WORK HER FEEBLE BRAIN to form a memory of 
 something...
 
 Justins ploy works, cause now colin is BEIING A HUGE DICK TO AMAYA AGAIN.  
       of course, her whiny voice asking "whats wrooooooooooooooong???"
	   cannot be helping any.

Now, i'm a big mushy guy and it makes J crazy sometimes...  but this is awful.
	   
I hate her cause shes stupid, but that was just unfaIR.


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Matrt "Colin and Amaya's honeymoon is over"  Thanks, Mr Observation.

Oooh.  Riding a BIG STINKY CAMEL!!!  OOH!
(of course, the camel is on the Perl book, from O'Reily, so I'd HAVE TO ride one)

(i'm a geek)

You know - WHY if justin talking all low, like hes some evil Snidely von Whiplash 
guy or something.  Yeah, hes becoming the Evil Queen, but it'd be more interesting 
if he became like an "Evil Drag Queen" or something....

Amaya is getting sick - maybe its all the blow pops?

!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!  Kaia's "having none of" justins games

Colin: "Amayas dramatic performance of reality"

Snippy fighting! "I dont like having my stuff thrown around"  
		OH COME OFF IT, YOU BIG BABY!
		
The taj Mahal is very romantic, so thats straight what Amaya thinks - - - 
                    - - - - - Colin, of course, bolts with Mack Daddy Teck.

Colin?  I think hes got a platonic cruch on Teck or something.

Amaya is trying to be all deep about "someone special" with Justin, who ignores her
then lets her in...
                                RUN AMAYA, RUN!!!!!!
               HE IS PURE EVIL !!!!!  PURE EVIL WITH A BAD BLEACH JOB!!!!

Amaya has had it with Colin.
Kaia learned about manipulation.
Justin wants to go home
			   
The ending of teh episode - totally anti-climactic.   they go home, just as
annoying as before.

                             ....Next episode....
THEY FIGURE OUT HOW JUSTIN IS EVIL!!!!!
Colin & Amaya: "KAIA AND JUSTIN ARE PLOTTING AHAINST US!!!"
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I hope we get a fight soon.

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"I think of cows in the streets"
Hey, heres a funny idea:
	Cows.
	In india.
	Giving the kids troubles.
	WITH HILLBILLY FARMER MUSIC IN TEH BACKGROUND!!!
	BAH HA HA HA!!!!
	STOP IT!
	I"M LAUGHING SO HARD...
	                       ...i can barely type
						   sure.
						   assholes.
I wish that one cow woulda stuck colin right in the ass.
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