------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ruthie... ...i thought they booted her ass. Inter-note: go to http://www.bootyquake.com ... ...tell J to stop copying me and my fantastic insight. she'll love it. really. _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ Episode Thirteen _+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_ OK... what they gonna kill me with now? MATT TALKING... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not shit Matt, Ruthie's problem IS BIG. She needs PSYCHOTHERAPY, not a guy thats trying to get in her pants. (this goes for you, too, Kaia) Matt explains things to Calvin, Like he gives a fuck. Matt overthinking things... "the situation that is Ruthie"? You little dink. Colin tries to be a man of action - he wants things DEALT WITH ruthie goes to talk to Calvin and he don't coddle her, but he tells her to "do the right thing" Calvin rules. the kids talk to Calvin. Calvin still rules. Teck --- "HEY! I'M ON TE RADIO!!!!!" i wonder if justin is taking offense to this for some reason? it IS Teck after all, and he IS heterosexual... yet another scene showing us just how assholish radio DJs can be... Matt calling Ruthie on the phone (for probably the 7000th time.) hey Matt, do me a favor - jam your hand down the front of your pants and FUCKING TELL ME IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT A PAIR, OK!?!?!?!?!?! - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - the "Blair Witch" ripoffs - they're ok. thank got they're seasonal, or they'd be on for the next 18 months... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Matt gets to have Ruthie and her Sis for Dinner... he, of course, is in heaven. Don't lie to us Matt, your agenda IS TO GET IN HER PANTS. "You kicked me out, miss me" WHAT THE FUCK!?!? She could go roll her drunk ass in the gutter after saying that to me... - - - Cut to Justin being a snide gay guy - - - What the HELL is Matt telling this "Guy does... " story???? oh, now Matt has the hots for Sarah? christ. NO COLIN! A PASSPORT PHOTO MUST CALL FOR YOU BEING SHIRTLESS!!!!!! (sorry, budha, I tried.) advice on diarreah and food poising... yeah. Oh, they hadda get shots! Oh, they gotta deal with side effects! (Christ... try getting 7 shots at once from a clumsy guy with an airgun, you wusses.) Matt working the sister angle... yeah, thats smooth. Talent show? What is this, an episode of "The Little Rascals"? OH FASHION SHOW!!! GREAT IDEA!!! Teck taking controll of the fashion show? yeap. He's about the ONLY one I like here. even if he does have a big mouth. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - crap. pure, unadulterated, crap. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - nice job emceeing there, Amaya. Could you POSSIBLY use less inflection in your voice while being as bland as possible? oooh, teck, calm that big blond 'fro, my man. Matt, i'm sure teck appreciates your sensitive-boy thanks... Calvin? Just glad to have them the fuck away for two weeks... Amaya is obsessing abuot not eating in india. Hmmm - body image problem, anyone? (please please please dont starve the twins - - they're your one slightly redeeming quality) Kaia, of course, is seriousing up the whole thing buy looking for it to be a "growing experience" Ruthies sister calls to tell Matt Ruthie things hes a giant cocksmoke. A) you ARE, Matt B) I hope you'll think twice the next time, you dumbass. Ruthie went to the clinic, tho. hope she enjoys her little vacation from her vacation from having to live a real life. matt, of course, overthinks the whole situation. hes going to call them? Does he realise that calling from india to the states costs roughly a Billion Dollars a Minute?!?!?! dumbass. Amaya, of course, is too worried to enboy her trip - shes feeling doom.... i'm surprised that she could find two brain cells to rub togetehr hard enouhg to form those worries. ....Next episode.... the kids ride on a train - colin and amaya get closer - Justin plans evil gay trauma for all "...she's goin' down..." .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` sometingabout Colin drinking more shots, but Bunim-Murray can't hold off long enough before they plug the cattle call for next years victims.... ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` hey guys, heres an idea: Skinny Extremely White 30-something Guy and his Spunky Little 25 year-old loudmouth of a Love to live with and kick the ass of 5 other kids that need their shit brought together...