Prenote: I found a group of people more irritating than this season's cast: The bunch of morons that had watching the "Half-Way-There Marathon" this weekend. They couldn't even pull off making the scripted lines look not scripted. Mtv - your programming department is about as good as my typing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hunh. Ruthie is going to get drunk tonight. say it aint so. She can't be sticking around much longer - which is going to suck, 'cause as annoying as she is, she's got a great rack. (ok, I'm watching this on tape, but I'm not gonna fuck with it at all...) (_P (_P (_P (_P (_P (_P Episode Eleven (_P (_P (_P (_P (_P (_P Ooh... more hto chicks flown in for this episode! Sara is Ruthies Opposite? Hmm, she must be a sober, rational, nice person. with a great rack. Ah - ruthie has trust issues... hmmm. go figure. Where they going first? TO GET ALL FUCKED UP DRUNK!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I mean, its not like shes in FUCKING REHAB OR ANYTHING Hot twin talking to Matt, who cant say anything but "yeah", cause all the blood has rushed from his head to his crotch. Ruthie is drunk and pissed off... BIG FUCKING SIRPRISE! She broke a glass...TECKs GLASS! GO GET HER TECK! You know - I have just gained a lot more respect for the Teck man, even if he is a big goofball... Matt picking up after Ruthie "sensing the torture in Ruthies soul" OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!!!! MATT YOU GIGANTIC FUCKING PUSSY!!!! Torture in her soul.... howabout: alcohol in her bloodstream. Oh, matt, youre so tender, holding the weepy drunk - that wont remember you trying to take care of her ...and get in her pants. Matt is scared of her state of mind - yeah, Matt, she may sober up and tell you "no, I'm NOT GOING TO SLEEP WITH YOU" Yeah, girlsd, Teck doesnt like your sister BECAUSE SHES A CONSTANT PAIN IN THE ASS Close with dramatic lookijng over the railing of Ruthie and her sister... "if you jumped headfirst over this railing...you'd die" no fucking shit, ein-fucking-stein. have another beer. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - Outside Providence - looks like a see to me. union bay - fuck you guys. a james-bond jetpack dont come with the pants, do it? i thought not. the midol bowler chick... see her every week: still hot. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - JUMP RUTHIE!!! DO IT!!!! Ruthies sisters dont seem to agree with me. "It would be so easy to go splat"? Ruthie = Drama Queen. Question: Would the production team have let her jump in the name of journalism? probably. Why weren.t they tying her ass to a radiator? Teck telling Colin the newly-bland about the whole night... Oh yeah, now its all funny - wautasec. it IS FUNNY. Oh yeah, guys. Calling a meeting with 6 people is REALLY FRIGGIN HARD. Especially when one of them is passed out half the time. Yeah, Matt, you explain the problems - youre so sensitive. WOW. In profile - Ruthie has GINORMOUS TEETH. Yeah, Matt, you explain it all. and why the fuck are they outside? OOp, theres Kaia. Her and matt are going to form the: "We-want-to-help-you-so-we-can-get-in-your-pants" coalition wow - the editing on this sequence is truly emmy material. Matt: "Nooooooo!!! SHE CAN'T GO!!!!" now I must rub my face sensitively. Colin giving "putting people in danger" terms - like theyre at fucking war or something. Hey Colin, people kick their roommates out all the time for simply being annoying. My guess? Thats whats going to happen to you when you get back to the world.... (I can hear his roommates:"DUDE! Will you Please put your fucking SHIRT BACK ON?!?") Uh oh - HOUSE MEETING! AND MATT AINT GONNA STAND FOR IT!!!!! - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - Fuck them. They cant gimme new commercialia, i aint giving them new comments. (i'm realy fightin the urge to FFW this crap... cannot do it.... must.... keep.... viewing........ pure....) [sorry] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - meanwhile, back at the house.... Amaya mumbling stupidly, wearing a dumb towel on her head. Matt vows to get into ruthies pants and warns her about the meeting... dik. MATT IS A TRAITOR TO THE HOUSE! KICK HIM OUT, TOO! Ruthie weepy and babbling - yeah, shes gonna take care of herself. christ. so Matt is a true friend, and calling the other roommates selfish. I suppose hes a true friend to ruthie only. dick. YEAH!!! KICK MATT OUT!!! KICK MATT OUT!!! DICK!!! -;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;- babble about what went on -;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;- matt "conscoiusly masked the truth" no, Matt. You LIED. Ruthie called in her buds for backup! What the fuck is withthat stained-glass background thing? Justin sees through matts motives... GO JUSTIN, you booring gay guy. Matt is fucked in the head. Matt is asking her sister to do things for him??? Who the hell does he think he is? He's an idiot. Ruthies sister, however, just tore him a new asshole, so now I like her more, too. Ruthie speaks: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!??!?!?! TO BE CONTINUED?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLES!!!!!!!!! (mandatory public service announcement) ....Next episode.... RUTHIE SPEAKS! .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` Ruthie complaining about her situation and rationalizing. Sorry Ruthie. They told you on fucking national television you needed help, and you blew it off. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` thank god for downtown.