The kids have a DECISION... Where to trake a FREE VACATION. Oooh. Thats tough. fuckers. :-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-= Episode Ten =-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-: OK, so I've hada a couple Bigass Whiskey & Cokes before I came home to go this (Bigass - Drink named for slap because hes a wuss and drinks a shot of whiskey a huge glass of coke, so its weak) oooh...pretty rainbow. how fucking quaint. teck is all pumped about meeting bands... oh to be 21 again. - - - long shots of rappers with funny hair - - - Kaia talking about dating, Teck shirtless (god...) Teck giving kaia shit. Kaia is "really picky" she "needs to feel good about herself all the time" again - fuck you, kaia. kaia apparently meets one of the Rock stars, and she invokes THE FATE CARD Theres a reason you are there and I am here.... blah blah balh.... she gives him te "walk on the beach at night" line. oh christ. of course, he accepts, because he knows he can have sex with a woman once they invoke THE FATE CARD oh. my. god... i just looked at the TV - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT DOT ON HER FOREHEAD?!?!?! shes feels "incredible energy", "at peace and at home" Kaia, excuse me, but can you turn down your chakras? OOH!@!!!!!@!@!@!@!@! The announcement! They get to go on VACATION! ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD! Partying commenses. Maybe Ruthie will get drunk and naked again! -- -- - - - -- -- big scene of the kids deciding where to go - - - - - ----- -- - Matt, the ever helpful friend, mocks Ruthies Drinking - yeah. good. Colin's geek self cannot believe it. they must be unanimouis. oh NO! There's FUN CONFLICT! well all i can say is good for theose kids. their lives have been so hard lately. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - Fuck this. I gotta do the Homepage. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - More kaia talkin about her dead dad, and Justin commisserating because he's very understanding of the whole thing - because hes gay. Look, I know a few people that have died of aids, I know people that have had parents pass away. Its sucky, but its not television. Kaia "feels that she could cry forever" if Kaia were a man she be a big gay drama queen Apparently, being depressed and having known people that died of aids makes her think REALLY HARD about having sex with people. Well, at least something got her thinking about it.... Colin CHOOSES AFRICA!!!!!! MATT CHOOSES SOUTHEAST ASIA! (hookers are cheap and dont care if youre booring) Justin CHOOSES INDIA (so he can be different and get on camera a little bit) and so on..... dumbasses. uh oh. Kaia doing poetry. this hurts. Oh, its DADs poetry. Get over it. AND TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING BOA!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! ...apparently the boa doesnt bother rockstarboy. what the hell, she was doing a poetry slam in a mall? (kaia - you are an idiot) God, I wish I was that young still so I could say stupid "deep" shit about life all the time and not get called on it.... - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - "undressed" - it just sucks. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You know what I find funnby about this whole avcation thing? Theyre getting a vacation... ...WHEN THEIR WHOLE LIFE RIGHT NOW IS VACATION. what a bunch of dickheads. but at least they decided on India. Eeeew. Amaya just looked really unattractive. interesting note to learn - Teck is not very computer savvy. I guess I dont have to worry about him finding this now, do I? Justin and Kaia "need a break" - Apparently hes going to tell her its ok to be a lesbian. that waaaay he doesnt have to be the only gay one there. She wants "nature to take over" you know, Kaia, we know what youre going for, you don't need to express it in trite pseudo-intelletcual terms... oooh.... nature freed her, now shes oging to fuck a rockstar! (well, a sorta-rockstar) what a stellar week for Kaia! KAIA! TAKE TE GODDAMN TIHNG OFFA YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD YOU FREAK!!!!!!! GODDAMN IT!!!! ....Next episode.... Ruthie falls off the wagon - ooh. Surprise. right. .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` Colin get on Tack for being a horndog. not entertaining, though they ARE kinda silly. ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````` you know my current favorite part of the real world? Downtown is on after it.