I dont even remember what the hell this is supposed to be about...

:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-= Episode Nine =-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:

You know, dont even need to see cool ugitars or anything.

Colin and Matt show?
												dorks.
												
Colin and Amaya.
												annoying.

												
doodle?  she calls her dad "doodle"?

hes sick.  sorry, amaya.  Youre the lucky winner of the "sick parent/friend" contest
on this years real world.

Matt - he "makes things happen".  HEA A DJ!

Colin is being "distant"  thats too bad.  
                                What the fuck does she have on her face?!?!?!?!

Colin -pleasant.  Colin - rediculously unpleasant?

"Rediculous overreacting" - Colin my boy, This is something you are going to have
to get uesd to dealing with FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
															Punkass Kid.

Goddamn.
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standard crap.  Im gonna get a snack.  or shoot myself.  whatever.
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I managed to eat a whole thing of yogurt during those commercials....

Amaya is mad! Colin frustrated with Universal Lameness!
			Amaya Cries! (again)

Colin is pissed because shes a drama queen! (uh...  this wasnt something we knew)

Colin is talking himself deeper and deeper into a hole.  shes trying to tell him she cares, so
 of course, hes an asshole.

Matt is giving his opinion on it all.  Like he knows A GODDAMN THING.

What - Kaia seems to have found ANOTHER BOA, yet she still feels she must KEEP
TALKING LIKE SHE HAS A CLUE.

The kids go out, Justin Dyes his hair - but hes still booring.

Colin is looking for space.  Matt is busting Colin's balls for being a punk and 
treatin Amaya a slutty.
                       matt is "the peacemaker"	
No, Matt, you suck.  You have no life of your own.
					   
heated conversation...

Cut to Amaya/Colin conversating SOME MORE - however, Colin is shirtless, so Budha will like
 it.

Colin NEEDS A BREAK!!!!!  Amaya needs a warm body!!!

Amaya storms about all pissed off and heartbroken...  shes sad, she has 
                                                        "that problem with her heart again"?

Hunh?

amidst what undergrad film students consider "tense" camera shots, we cut to...

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         damnit, i'm still hungry.
		 
you know, there arent even NEW commercials to bitch about.

                     wotta gyp.
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amaya looking ...'troubled'

Kaia thinks "Amaya needs a friend...  a woman"

CHRIST!!!!!!! KAIA, would you just GET DOWN AND LICK SOME PUSSY AND FUCKING RELAX?!?!?!?
	 
Colin is realizing hes being an asshole, but when they talk, she pushed, he runs,
they have pillow talk.

Oh GAWD!!!!!  You know - I may be generally mushy becaise I MYSELF am in the joyous
throes of Love and all thet, but these two just MAKE ME SICK.

Uh....amaya, you cant stay away from him when you wanna crawl into bed every night.

Yeah thanks, Kaia.  We DONT know how to tell women that without being offensive..
                       uh, we're MEN.    duh.

I hate her.

Then again, I hate Matt and Colin and their little two man show.
I sense a man/woman battle of the sexes.  too bad for the women.  
                                                       Man their age DO NOT FUCKING CARE

WOW...  harsh confessional talk!  However, he wont say this crap to the
PERSON WHO NEEDS TO HEAR IT.

                             ....Next episode....
                             REAL WORLD VACATION!
                  They still manage to be irritating.  great.							 
                             ....................

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Amaya and Colin, the most annoying two on the show are now 
recreating the most annoying moment of american history.
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fuck.

Luckily, Downtown is on.