The premise: Ruthie is Finally going to do something stupid enough for the whole Weight of the Real World Producers to be brought to bear on her... I'm expecting they'll edit out "Yeah, the titty shots were great, and showing your ass to the entire bar was BRILLIANT, but... MTV PARTY GIRLS ARE STILL SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE!!!" (of course, those of you who read the paper knew about this already...) :-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-= Episode Eight =-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-: opening shit - scenes of Ruthie being a drunk and the gang talking about dealing with it. HOW MUCH do we have to see this? ("oooh Colin shirtless!" - whos that an impression of?) Ruthie having fun, telking about how she "loves it here" - wait - isn't she from there? Matt is hiding the booze, Colin and matt are whispering... SUBTERFUGE! they're like international spies or something! ><><><><><><><><>< more cool club action - typical ><><><><><><><><>< Colin speaks - hes the philosophy dork. AND now hes yelling at Justin about telling Ruthie "lets get good and drunk" - then we get model-boy in "the confessional" talking more shit. Ruthie with friends at the club getting plowed (isnt she UNDER 21?) AND SHE GETS IN THE DRIVERS SEAT!!! PRODUCTION VAN TO THE RESCUE!!!! GO GET HER KIDS! They shoulda had like "Mission Impossible" music playing behind this... This is almost as exciting as an episode of COPS! (Question: Why arent they CALLING THE POLICE TO STOP HER?) - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - Cool "Downtown" commercials... fuck this. im gonna go make a sandwitch. mmmmm... this break was so long i actually had time to clean the tunafish myself... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Phone call - who could it be?!?!?!?!? Uh OH - time to meet the producer! Shes "not too happy about it"?!?!?!?!? oh FUCK YOU, Ruthie. "Drunk Driving is sometihng we cannot tolerate" now if she had ANY sack she would have said: "WELL HOW TE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED OT GET THE CAR HOME???" "We want you around"(cause you were supposed to be the slutty) "We want you to stay"(cause you havent been slutty enouhg, but close) Now she's pissed cause they stepped in and made her go to see a counsellor. Well, maybe if you weren't such a dumbass, they wouldn't have stepped in. Thanks, Amaya, tell her its not her fault. Tell her shes not responsible for her actions while you're at it. jesus. Awwww... all the kids are depressed and quiet... Colin giong off in the confessional again... (Colin, why don't you show sack and say this shit in front of people ) Kaia - "I want my support of her to be truly honest and sobering..." (Because I want to get into her pants...) Matt - "Do you think theres a problem" Drunk-Girl - "I dont wanna talk abuot it" The only way that scene could have gone better is if a big sign popped in that said: THIS GIRL HAS A PROBLEM Aaaaah. Mtv - Keeper of Good citizens since 1980. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - crap. not even NEW crap. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - OH MY GOD!!!!!! MATT GETS SUCK A HARD-ON FROM HER THAT HE'S TELLING HER SHE CAN TAKE CARE OF HERSELF!!!! Ruthie - You hate being told what to do? THEN DONT ACT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD, DUH! You wanna show some sack? You wanna be a toughguy? Leave the fucking show. That would show them Scenes from a substance abuse clinic... Man, she can't even takl to the damn therapist. Shes distrusting of her, fine. Be TOUGH OUTGOING RUTHIE, be so damn tough that you DO talk to her... no, thats too hard to do. I dont even like the therapists they have on the show... god. Scenes of Matt being the friend, trying to earn points. Gotta give hiom an E for effort. Scenes of matt telling us what it is as far as Ruthie is concerned. IN THE GODDAMN CONFESSIONAL Kaia giving more advice and opinion. yeah, thanks. At least shes got the balls to tell paople shat she thinks. Now we just gotta get her to stop sounding like a college student. Justin being te booring sensitive mean At leat we know HE isnt trying to fuck her. :::::::::::::::;tranquil scenes of the ocean at night;:::::::::::::::::::::: field trip to Manoa Falls - how tranqiul. Of course, this is being watched by people living in little tiny apartments. we all hate them. Ruthie declares she doesnt want to go to the clubs anymore... ....Next episode.... Colin wants space!!!!!!!!!!! Amaya is going crazy!!!!!!!!!!! Booring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` Ruthie found a place for homosexual Alcoholics! "put that pinky down" I think thats the funniest thing shes done all season. D O W N T O W N opening impression - hmmm. moves too fast Alex - skinny geek hes got a wierd harley friend and a hot slutty younger sister. nice fade to little kiddds room. sister mocks Alex - hes a comic book geek. This DOES have promise - ooh - a goth chick. It really IS downtown! The fat guy in the Comic Shop? Its my friend hutt. Alex likes the Hot Goth Chick... hunh. He buys a Mr T doll. hunh. Alex - comic geek - has Overweight chick friend who wears oversized clothes (Jen). Typical. they will have sex by the end of the season. bet on it. eh. I do like the voice work, thouhg is hot sisters girl friend - Black or Green? hmm. I cant type anymore for nw, but this is entertaining the hell out of me. tho its no Daria. entertaining. better than watching FOX from 8.30 - 9 . Check it out.