So, last night, I'm talking to my buddy who went to the Mile High Nationals last weekend. and he said he hung out with "a chick from the real world..." I perk up "WHICH ONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" "The blonde one." "Big titties?" "Yeah thats her.." I damn near let out a drag-queen scream of delight, "OH MY GOD! YOU HUNG OUT AND DRANK BEERS WITH AMAYA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" "Yeah, that was her name." "Tell me, is she just bone dumb or what?" "Oh god yes, hot though - amazing tits." Yeah - my brush with a brush with the twins. I feel so... vindicated. -'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-'-' Can I go the whole half hour WITHOUT being interrupted? I doubt it. Preview for This episode: justin is heterophobic! (prediction - this will still only give him 6 minutes of air time, then they put the token gay back in his box untill they need him to add a dash of queen later on in the season.) All I want to know: Did Colin get to put his hands on The Twins yet? :-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-=:-= Episode Seven =-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-:=-: (working title: "Raging Gay") Before the cresdits: Thay make sure we all know the important fact that Justin is Gay. PAY ATTENTION KIDS, THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!! Ok, this guy is doing a bit on Barbie Dolls. he is not funny. Justin thinking deeply about the guy jokes. He is the put down gay guy. OOH, cool job leads to cool stuff for the kids! They're on the Radion. HOW COOL! They are talking abuot women - Justin is disgusted. Vibrator talk. how humorous. I wish I could write that stuff! Yeah, thanks for coming by Justin - you played the part of "plant" so well. Amaya is working at a Talent Agency? What the fuck? Kaia is trying to be a model? shes bony enough. fuck. Colin wants to go too...hes got "the all american boy next door look" - take off your shirt. (Who the hell authorised him to put one on in the first place???) Matt/Justin having a talk - Justin is mad because he is hearing women being degraded. ...apparently justin is the sensitive gay man feeling the plight of women... ...he also gets to talk smack abuot Matt... ...blatant heterosexuality.... ...justin is heterophobic... ...justin is mad and walks away... what a fucking pussy. - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - "Downtown" looks kinda promising, plus its a cartoon. I'm sure they'll fuck it up. Nsync? where'd i leave that shotgun? Blair Witch. go see it. This guy in the shoe store - he runs less than I DO. Old Navy? You aint the gap (actually, they are), and clothes still dont make life fun. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kaia fought her weight for two years????????? sweetie, that was about 18 mohtns too long. Amaya cannot fast? big surprise. The Twins NEED FOOD! You know, i think the reason they dont put Justin on the TV? God-DAMN IS HE BOORING!!!!!!!!! > > > > WACKY FASTING HI-JINKS < < < < cut to Amaya killing Colin... Justin konws theyre fucking and hes pissed that noone is asking him if they are.... then he makes Amaya cry by asking her - CAN YOU PLESE NOT FUCK 3 FEET ABOVE MY HEAD? PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?! How rude of him! he made Amaya cry! Justin needs to get the gay chip offa his shoulder. I would have said something, a long fucking time ago. he says "now i ask myself, 'how well do you want these people to know you?'" Well, Justin, if you didnt want these people to know you, you were definately the wrong fucking guy for the show now, werent you - - - - - -c-o-m-m-e-r-c-a-l-i-a- - - - - - the commercials seema little more numerous today. Probably because the episode is ficusing on Justin and hes about as exciting as watching old people fuck, so they gotta fill space WITH SOMETHING. Why cant they have Ruthie walk around naked and throw up all over the place or SOMETIHNG? - - this 'Quake II' commercial rules... "I DONT CARE IF YOU LIKE!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Teck sleeping, justin bitching to Kaia... oh, this should be good. Justin tells bad story - this pretty much IS a bad story, tho. I'll let him have that one. Kaia and Justin are connected because her dad died of aids??? Now - is it JUST ME or is that JUST FUCKED UP BEYOND BELIEF???????? Thats the most stereotypical thing i've hears said "I can be close to a gay guy because My Dad died of AIDS" wrong. Matt is going to be a sensitive man about it. great. THE KIDS ARE GONNA BE MODELS!!! uhm... Kaia, could your body be eqting itself because youre being a little harsh on it as of late? duh. Kaia gets asked if she can swim or waterski.... Amaya gets bupkis. Colin is a big goofus who looks good in a tank top and they MEASURE HIM! ooh. ...cut to matt forcing a conversation.... justin now is demanding that comedians dont make jokes abuot sexist things of women, no fag jokes, no racial slurs... ...now nobody can basically tell any jokes Fuck your sensitive ass, Justin. Get a grip. Server's still down. this is going to be late. fuck. ....Next episode.... RUTHIE FUCKS UP!!! Surprise! Theres the BACKSTAGE GUYS! .................... ````````````````under```the```credits```````````````` ruthie talkin voodoo, Justin bein goofy, this is not funny.