X O X O X episode six X O X O X

Okay..  i think i saw a snippet of Justin in the opening credits...

Amaya is torturing Colin by being mean and shallow 
and using her enormous chest as a weapon...

                              (i REALLY fucking hope she sees these someday...)

Wait - shes hitting on Matt? Colin and Amaya are now officially A COUPLE?!?!?!?
Yeah.  This is entertaining.

Wheres the Teck-Stick?  There he is...

                        in a really stupid fucking hat.

"her blouse is see-through"
   MATT!!!!  HEY!!!!! WOULD YOU PULL THAT FUCKING BUG OUT OF YOUR ASS?!?!?!?!?!

Now theyre treating Teck like he doesnt know what hes doing...  very nice.

Scenes of Teck being a Mac-Daddy-Wannabe

                      Colin talking about teck's testosterone
this is the guy thats getting his chain yanked by the twins...

THEN AMAYA SAYS STRIPPERS AND HOOKERS ARE THE SAME TIHNG!!!!!

                              OH
							  MY
							  GODDDDD!!!!!!!
this is so awful.

marriage talk from Colin...  they seme to be pushing this a lot this episode.

hunh.

                 (note: 8 minutes, no Ruthie.  No wonder this isnt as annoying)

Now Amaya is sayiong HES treating her like crap.  ok, howabout saying to his face 
"Yeah, Im gonna have sex here, but NOT WITH YOU." then two hours later "HEY!!! GET 
IN BED WITH ME!""

                                    what a beeyatch!

lookit - Kaia giving advice - go figure.

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nothing too insulti... WAIT! onea them goddamn SHAMPOO COMMERCIALS!

These commercial breaks are so damn long ytou could cook a fucking STEAK 
during them...

whoo.. this heroin commercial is pretty good, tho.
of course, they pack it in the middle total inanity so the message 
has no chance to hit the target audience.

"Inspector Gadget" - If i was Sara Jessica Parker, Id divorce him for
THINKING about doing that film.

Then I'd marry ME.

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Theres Ruthie!  DONT THROW UP ON TECK'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!

                                                    vanilla flavored condoms?

Ooooooh! Andrea is a "stripper-massagetherapist-poet-performer-musician"

       How could they mistake her for a HOOKER?  Shes an ARTIST!

teck moved her into the house?  hunh?  is this what i'm seeing? 

MOM AND DAD OF TECK!!!  Bap Bah Dah DAAAAAAAA!!!!

(is teck-dad wearing a greatful dead shirt?)

   I once said the other day i thouhgt Amaya was hot - i SO take that back.
What the fuck is with that lipstick?  And now shes talking smack about COlin 
and how he dont talk to her - - - 

Hey Amaya, heres an idea:
	DONT SMACK HIM DOWN EVERY TIME HE OPENS HIS MOUTH! THEN HE
	WILL BE NICE TO YOU AND TALK TO YOU
	
Of course, Matt has no testicles (or personality), so he cannot tell her this.

Minute 20: I've seen Justin in the opening credits.
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crap. all crap. a long amount of crap, smeared over time.

children have been conceived in shorter timespans than THIS.

                                     (not by me, of course)

fuck this.  im going to get some tea.
from the soda machine.
in the lobby.

jesus christ...  i coulda BREWED the tea in this time...
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 =-=-=-=-=-=-naked statue-=-=-=-=-=-=

teck, complete sentences, please. stop eating for a minute...

"de-polarizing"  is that what she just said?

More wedding talk. jeez.
                         (Teck has a bit of asiaphile in him, apparently.)

"unspoken-spiritual-type-thing" - i wish i was unjaded enough to 
still say that...

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he's even gettin a little weepy. his misses his mom, so now hes gotta block 
out EVERYONE.  yeah, thats good.

Poor tortured on-vacation-for-four-months-boy

HAPPY COLIN TOUCHING AMAYA!!!!!

          ...I hope they just fuck and get it over with soon...

shes gonna cry because its their first date?  ok, maybe I can see that. 
                               maybe.

"You're such a bastard"
"No, I have a Dad"

                       GODDAMN IT - KISS HER!!!!!!!!





		  
                             ....Next episode....
               Uh oh, Justin doesnt like all the straight people!

                                 ...please...
                             ....................

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Matt talking about he could just sit and watch the wacky things at the house:
	Teck goes out and picks up women, Colin and Amaya are all smooching...

The chickies are all laughing.  Would they laugh so hard if they knew that this
                       IS EXACTLY WHAT MATT DOES ALL DAY???