X O X O X Episode Five X O X O X prieviews... Matt thinks Ruthie is gonna drink herself to death. no shit, matt. OOH, A BARBECUE!!!!! The kids atre throwing a party, and Amaya is showing how stupid she is by being confused by a gas grill... - - - scenes of kids having just a whack amount of fun.... - - - Ruthie Raps... shes so very very cool. kaia is lauding Ruthies personality - mainly bacause she wants to have "extreme naked time" with her... but shes also disapproving of Ruthies wildness... hunh? - - - - scenes of ruthie getting fucked-up - - - - kaia thinks she could be "one powerful woman"... ruthie puking - oh, thats fucking nice. Thanks Mtv. You coulda just showed her calling Amaya a fucking bitch and I would have been haoppy. Amaya - Kickboxer. - The girl cant even fucking jump rope without being embarassed. - shes kickboxing because WHY? Sexual frustration. yeah. thats good. Decision about Ruthie: Nothing she says can do anything but annoy me. shes just too damn giggly. Hmmm.. more club action. say it aint so. Ruthie is embarassing everyone, par for the course.... "shes doing this to her bosses girlfriend!" Well pardon her, Dork boy. ---------------------------------- commercials for the 10-spot. Daria Rules. ---phone call....like fucking clockwork--- not like i missed anything am i wrong, or did i just count TWELVE commercials? ---------------------------------- ...back to Ruthie being a drunk ho. Amaya thinks its just "horrible", Colin just couldnt watch. ---->The new couple discusses Ruthies behavior<---- By The Way, Colin you brain, if you wired her jaw shut... SHE COULD STILL GET DRUNK, YOU RETARD Kaia thinks shes just calling out for love. Then again being that you want to have sex with her, your'e a little biased. screaming "I LOVE YOU" to the beach - how theraputic. Calvin is being a good guy about all of this. Then again, he'd like to have seen her naked. tranquil dork boy swimming scenes... AAAAGH!!!! ITS THE TWINS!!!! I just gained respecy for him, though, because the top thing he said he couldnt live without it PEZ. pez rules. Amaya - sex is NOT a weapon, no matter what the sorority tells you. This whole "kissing the bunny" thing - I would like to puke now.... secluded bedroom... ANOTHER FUCKING PHONE CALL - FOR FUCKS SAKE - LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE blah blah blah work crap blah blah balh-------- FUCK GODDAMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!! ITS WORK, I DONT FUCKING CARE!!!!! i missed ruthie getting thrown out... fuck. ----------- commercials this clairol thing for shampoo with the orgasms... FUCK YOU GUYS! YOU TIHNK WE'RE THAT GODDAMN FUCKING GULLIBLE??????? YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES! The girls dont even sound GENUINE - get porn stars to do it or something. .........and more commercials. You know, in 5 years, were gonna see marketing for summer blockbusters teaming with like "Depends" and "Ex-Lax" and stuff.... "WIN A MILLIION DOLLARS WITH ARMAGEDDON III AND PREPARATION H!!!!" fuckers. ...a dozen commercials later..... ----------- look at Ruthie - SHES HUNG OVER. SURPRISE!!!!!!! kaia - shut up. you know nothing. and take that stupid feather thing off. hunh? Matt loves Ruthie? wotta guy! (what none of these guys realise is that in the next ten years theyre going to meet DOZENS MORE people WAY MORE fucked up than this...) americas youth, americas leaders. this makes me want to move to fucking Canada. and I hate canada. kaia so loves ruthie... to the point where she wants to roll naked on a sheet of visquine with her smeared with 40-weight motor oil... matt so loves ruthie... to the point hhere she wants to roll naked on a sheet of visquine with her smeared with 40-weight motor oil... matt talkes to the bosses moll about getting ruthie help, mainly because hes got nothing better to do with his time in hawaii, since the girl he was going to hit on A) Has a girlfriend B) Likes Kaia better not to mention the fact that the one MTV picked out for him likes dork boy... for them that dont know - MTV made ruthie go to rehab for a month - its in the paper. Ruthie, they cant say stuff to your face because you'll get drunk and spit on them, you dumbass. they're your friends, but when you're drunk, youre an incorrigible wench with a temper. .;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;. oh, heres the "I'm not like you guys" defence. "they want me to be a goody two-shoes" .;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;. ....Next episode.... TECK EPISODE! HES IN LOVE! (whos the lucky girl?) COLIN AND AMAYA FIGHT! (she kisses some guy?) you know i'll be glued to the edge of my seat for that one... .................... behind the credits: Kaia getting personal for ruthie in the confessional... gag. Question: Where the FUCK was Justin? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- guys, sorry about te phone calls. i need a fucking beer now. RIGHT NOW.