open with colin and AMaya saying how they like each other ----episode four----- MUCH SEX TALK: teck: "i gotta shake hands ... i gotta have sex" amaya:"I mean.. i've had SEEEEEX" This is going to be: ..>.>.>.>...>"THE SEX EPISODE"<...<.<.<.<.. Colin getting the ladies all over the place... ok, so hes the man, even if he was supposed to be "the funny one" .-.-.-.-.-. even more nights out .-.-.-.-.-. kaia getting hit on by a guy i dont know: this guy is all excited to take string bean to see JANET JACKSON? (AND IF THIS FUCKING CAT DOES NOT GET OFF ME IM GOING TO KILL HER) (isnt she dead or somehting)? oooh... afrer getting sex crammed down out throat for 4 minutes, then we totally toss the car into first and cruise along on Kaia's Dad being a dead-so-now-he's-cool guy. Colin wants a serious girlfriend, but doesnt want to be set up for a let down. YOU GIGANTIC FUCKING PUSSY! GET YER ASS IN THERE! for christsakes... you think at least ON TV he could act like hes got a pair. +++Colin and Amaya are having "The Talk"+++ God, shes such a sorority girl... (AND GET THAT FUCKING THING OUTN OF YOUR MOUTH!!!!!) out to commercials during smoldering stare.... christ... how the fuck is he supposed to kiss her with that ... CARDBOARD BOX or whatever the fuck it is in her face all the time??? ___________________________________ commercials - i simply cannot comment... yeah i can: Whos the asshole who thinks "skittles" have magic powers? Dennis Dennis Dennis... we KNOW you dont give a damn abuot your long distance bill... get back over to HBO and say "fuck" for me a few more times - its FUNNY ok.. chicks rooming with guys - not funny. (and this is only three of the TWELVE commercials on this break...) ___________________________________ MORE PARTY TIME!!! WOO HOO! Colin = Mack Daddy hes showing the "I dont fucking care about "the twins" cause i know you're gonna use my heart like hamburger" now Colin is being a big gigantic asshole in the name of being cute... DUMB ASS Roommate whisper gossip - of course, this is the first time we see Justin. "SEXUAL ASSAULT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!" some guy at the club jumped her, thats right. usually her voice just goes through me. Awww... theyre sorry. Good for them. "Hes a paramedis, that means he cares abuot people" (either that or he likes sticking adrenaline shots directly into the occational junkie's heart...or he likes dressing burn wounds...or he likes the free supply of pills...) "HE WAS SO NICE!!!!!" Yes, Kaia, there actually ARE a lot of nice people on the planet... relax. its not like a movie or somehting... fuck. GODDAMN PHONE CALLS.... I missed what the hell cutsey talk Colin and The Twins were having. I bet it was really dumb, like about how wonderful the world is... of course, if I was 19 and living for free in a million dollar house i'd think the world was all good, too. ------------------------------------------ retarded ads... of course. (have we gone a week WITHOUT a "Waffle Stick" ad being shoved in our faces? I didnt think so. Apparently Real World watchers are all idiots) ------------------------------------------ >>>opening shots of the "house you wish you owned<<< who the fuck ARE THEY?!?!?!? The only justice now would be: those girls ---> LESBIAN KISSING Amaya is all pissed off and threatened by the strange hoochie in her house... Wait... who the hell is THIS GUY??? They have "no obligations", alright, fine, but WHERE did this guy COME FROM? kaia dispenses more advice - she's gonna get her own goddamn column on MTV's website... you just watch. god-DAMN! how much are these two gonna stare google-eyed at each other? I wish they would just fuck and get it over with now. they're boringre booring. Kaia got FLOWERS!!!! From the card: "You're the most Intelligent, unique..." OK, guys - Who HASN'T said they'rehen theyre all in need of booty? now shes tellin hedoesn'tshe doesnt like it there. god. shes too busy "searching for the ability to love she can never give, though she could have anybody" (goddamn - one chick kisses her and another guy sends flowers and shes the ice queen of the world? reality check) The side Amaya's seen that the haven'ttes havent: The Penile Side. Colin... you're "letting Amaya in" babe - it works THE OTHER WAY AROUND. TRUST ME. usually. or are you two gonna do some deviant stuff? OOOH!!!!! MIGHT ACTUALLYWATCHING WARTCHING you know... i dont know what I enjoy about the Colin-Amaya thing more: - The fact that Colin is going to Explode about this whole thing in a month, which will be the first interesting thing we see boringhe booring guy and colin bonded about the lesbian kiss OR - The fact that i KNOW the knowledge that her boy of choice is after "the twins" is killing transcontinentalbudah right now. )_)_)_)_)_)) Next Week ((_(_(_(_(_( Ruthie is an Alcoholic - people argue. yeah. I'll be FUCKING GLUED to the TV set. ---------under the credits------------ Amaya and Colin in Face makeup shit. in the confessional. They both need to get laid, they say. Colin is basically saying in a smartass way: I like you, thats why I'm talking about hwith sex witrh you Amaya, of course, WHILE LEANING AGAINST HIS CROTCH, tells him: Ihavell not hae sex with you. c'mon, girlfriend, he LET YOU put that SHIT on his FACE --------------------------------------- I dont know if i can do this the whole season...