Episode 3 ---mindless opening shots, followed by crapola opening Credits... Uh, oh.. its a party episode! There will be nudity. oooh... nifty special freeze-frame effects Cuddling... Who the hell is it? kaia! WOO-HOO! Lesbian action! "And the crew are loving it..." This will lead to Amaya feeling "Left-out". I guarantee it. Smoldering glances across the kitchen table. Oh, Kaia "dont wanna sit back..." Shes ALL ABOUT sucking the marrow out of life. WHAT A LITTLE FIRECRACKER! ...and.... shes feeling open and refreshed. Well good for her. Guess what? ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE ON VACATION FROM HAVING A NORMAL MISERABLE LIFE LIKE THE REST OF US SLOBS, KAIA! DUH! JUST WAIT TILL THE "FRYING PAN O REALITY" SMACKS YOU IN THE HEAD IN ABOUT 3 MONTHS. Shift of pace - Alcoholic girl is Rappin with her bad self.. OY! Cracker Boy is starting to notice the tension - I bet hes got gigantic wood just thinking abuot it! THERE'S THE KISS!!! YEAH! Oh...Kaia just "is very free" How fucking liberated of you -------------------------------------------------------- mindless ads.... During which, My buddy BK is sitting here getting forced to Watch this - he's simply Appalled. - OK, OK, O-FUCKING-K. I love StarWars as much as anyone, but ENOUGH ALREADY its making me feel just plain UNclean. -------------------------------------------------------- On the kiss: "Dude... there is nothing that compares" gotta love them young boys. Hey - where's the dork? and "The Gay Guy"? WHAT THE FUCK? OH MY GOD, SHE WAS "ALMOST OUT OF CONTROLL"!!!! Shes says that phrase more than fucking Regis Philbin. and how can she NOT expect the guys to go nuts over that? Guys LOVE THAT. Scenes of Amaya being a stupid girl. "Dude, Help me..... heehee!" "I couldnt carry it..." Yeah, NO SHIT banging it on the rocks will scratch it. just goes to show - "The Twins" dont get you everything. but they get you on TV. hey - more naked Kaia. cool. Crying sorority chick cant deal with being made fun of. "poo poo... I miss my sisters..." ...so much for a "growing experience" ominous music... PICTURE TIME! "HUNH? WE KISSED IN THE VAN?!?!?!?!" Theres the 'I had too much to drink...i dont remember' oh no... alcoholic overshadowing -------------------------------------------------------- commercialia. - celebrity deathmatch is about the only good thing on MTV these days. - McWaffle Stick? Yeah, because the country isnt fucking fat enough. -------------------------------------------------------- Ruthie is telling everyone she doesnt remember kissing Kaia SOME MORE now shes gonna get pissed off. Dork boy is getting all excited just TALKING about it, Amaya is just giggling - as that is what she does... Deep kissing conversation at the table. Christ. THIS IS DRAMA???? Ruthie is now fessing up to her girlfriend abuot whats happened. NOTE: When writing to someone in Basic Training - DO NOT TELL THEM THIS SHIT. EVER. Mor amaya whining abuot being nothing more than "The Boobie Girl" Teck, of course, is flapping his mouth, but then again, hes not wrong either. DORK BOY SPEAKS! HE IS DORKY, YET HE IS WISE! Goor for Dork boy! Uh-Oh... dory Boy is getting the thigh sweats for amaya! YEA!!!!!! This may actually be somehting INTERESTING to watch. Probably not. They'll find something like a conversation about picking boogers to show us instead. "Cuddling and Flirting" - now get MOVING, Dork Boy! DO ME PROUD!!!!! "I'm not mad you kissed someone else... im not mad..." no, not right now, but lets see how she feels when shes been doing nothing but walking LONG MILES.... QUITELY.... WITH NOTHING TO TIHNK ABOUT BUT HOW YOU KISSED SOMEONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah. Lets just hope ruthies girl isnt in the middle of learning to shoot right now. Last conversation: "I hope they Kiss again" Men. we're all so goddamn predictable. gotta love us. ------closing shots under credits------- LAME LAME AND MORE FUCKING LAME. Ruthie being hung over. yeah. thats entertaining.