---episode one, revisited---- I'm waiting for the second installment of our island castaways and the fol- lowing thing hit me: - Ruthie has a Girlfriend goin into the ARMY. I dont have any problem with openly gay people, but if you remember correctly... THE FRIGGIN ARMY DOES. Ruthie outed her girlfriend, and tho shes well out of Basic by now, the Army now has video of her saying "Youre a woman and I LOVE YOU" Shes no longer in the army anymore, i bet. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- }}}}}}}}}}}} Episode Two {{{{{{{{{{{{{ After the annoying "what happened last week", which actually is a tool to cover for not having a minute more intreresting shit to show us. ...open with calm shots of "the house YOU'LL never be able to live in".... Oh MY! A PARTY! teck is being his studly self, and we have the requisite episodes conversation abuot sex. (Amaya is wearing a two-piece... I thouhgt she had bad self-image? apparently "the twins" needed some air) ...more booring talk abuot sexual mores. BOOOOOOOOOORRRRR-IIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG! Ah... the kids finally have JOBS! Mtv apparently has finally given up on the "Lets give them money to do something with" and the "volunteering is good!" modes and just tell them "Youre gonna work, you got jobs, deal with it." of course, its gotta be a real COOL job, like the radio gig from last year just wasnt cool enough. ---cut to Teck making himself sound like an asshole. ---MORE FUCKING SEX TALK--- ---cut to Teck making himself sound like an asshole some more. ---cut to Teck preening himself, then takling abuot "Angry Black Man Syndrome" spare me. its funny, because hes talking about how you act different around "people of your own race" and not 2 weeks ago we heard him talking abuot how "race is nothing - its all personality". christ. I guess that doesnt count now thats ON the show. +++++++++++++++ TIME FOR WORK KIDDIES!!!!! +++++++++++++++++++ TIME TO WORK! GET YER AAAAAAASS-UP! ::GASPING SURPRISE:: WE CAN'T FIND TECK! 'being late, to me, is unforgivible' -- shut yer friggin mouth, reject-boy. --------------------------------------- Stupid commercial bombardment. --------------------------------------- hoo gawd! We have to WALK!!?!?!?! (oh, im sorry guys, the FREE HOUSE wasn't enouhg for you???????) teck looks them all look stupid - heh heh heh... thats fucking funny. Reject boy, however, is pissed off. ===ooh... nice shot of Amaya's twins!=== (not that I was looking, gumdrop) hey!!! COOL Hawaiian Guy has set up a Concert hall!!!!! (oh wait, they told us that last week in the FRIGGIN PREVIEW) AND they get cool bonuses! AND THEY GET A CAR TO USE!!!!!!!!! apparently the Road Rules automotive budget had to be used for SOMEING Their boss does NOT look like a "Calvin" in the slightest. x x x x x x Wacky car ANTICS!!!! x x x x x x (thats right, kids - cars are nothing but BIGASS TOYS!!!! REMEMBER THAT!) ..and then the next morning they think Teck is too stupid to find an ATM, so they COME DOWWN ON THE BROTHER abuot the car use with a mean page. here it comes - Argument one of the show. Kira in an argument??? no WAY!??!! (cut with sound bytes of Teck defending himself "if you're gonna come at me, treat me like I'm a man." word of advice, Teck-Man. Only little kids demand to be treated like adults. the rest of us just ACT LIKE THEM.) _____________________________________________ second attempt by marketing assholes to separate me from my hard-earned cash. assholes. _____________________________________________ Atrgument settled, because we need to hear ska and watch the gang to their kickass job! kaia is apparently using her gig to hit on guys, teck is trying to abuse the other half of the population... sex as a marketing ploy. what a concept. - - - - - - moment of bonding in the house - - - - - - aaaaaaahhhh... teck has a "dreamer side". how sensitive. Justin thinks "he's got style" I think he only said that so he'd get on the camera a little more. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We see the kids putting on their first show! its like an episode of the Little Rascals! (but we never got to see Darla Skinnydip...) Ooohh... Amaya has a little streak of Anti-God in her. "I dont wanna hear a song with jesus in it" christ! That band? They kinda sucked. now they get extra cash from .... heh heh.... Calvin. I'm surprised they arent showing them drinking all that money away... ---------PREVIEWS--------- HOT LESBIAN ACTION!!!!!!!! Im gonna be Back For the next week! -------------------------- Cute song by Dork-boy about he's "urine man" and then he talks about putting his bare butt-cheeks on the rim because he likes the feel..... HE'S supposed to be "THE FUNNY GUY"?!?!?!?!?! gawd. I'm sorry this one sucked so much, kids. I'm preoccupied with the fact that i gott go back to work...