--------------episode one-----------
OK, i CANNOT BELIEVE i'm actually watching the Casting Special.

                 let alone doing a stream of thought about it FOR ANOTHER YEAR.

Whores - alla these former cast mambers - TV WHORES.

Contestant one:
"Bootys for Jesus"? holy fuck.  Paul Jack is freaking out yelling 
                                 :PICK HER PICK HER:
Mom was a bodybuilding champ?
Now shes saying she's "white chocolate"

oh                          my                   god.

More former cast member never got a movie deal WHORES.  good for them.

Another guy who paul thinks is georgeous who is all about taking care of the 
kids cause his parents came from poverty...

This next kid put on his videotape of himself being mean to some girl.

hell.

now hes talking about being "T".  "They just fall into the pussy"

Contestans Three:  Paranoid hot Chick.
You know, being an old fucker gives me a lot of perspective, but i still hate 
all these people.  how small of me.

This chick is gettin picked - shes hot and she likes the sex!

Shes gonna be bonin two of her housemates by the third week.  Shes so in.

----THEY HAVE AN AUDIENCE????-----

Now the WHORES comment on all the kids we saw, 
Dave makes fun of "T", because he threatens daves "Biggest Penis" status.

I KNOW they filmed this AFTER the stupid kids were picked, they are reallt 
havin a hard time hiding that they konw...

[ commercial ]
WHAT?  They just showed ALL the kids they picked?
Dumb fuckers.  SO much for suspense.
[ /commercial ]

E-Commerce supersite? ---> Hate him, too.
"White Rich Privledged Frat Boy"?   Yes.
He just called whats her name "shaka zulu"????
                                 isnt that a hate crime in most states.
								 
oooh...  hot chick whos parents watch porn!
          of course, all girls hated her because she was not white/not black.

she just wants out of tampa.

WHa??  J and paul are drooling all over the shirtless hot boy. 
of course - hate him.  AND hes a dumbass.

fuck this.

I dont even know if I can talk about this if I watxh it anymore.

[ commercial ]
...and then some...
[ /commercial ]

What?  I funny guy? However - hes got some metal snot in his nose.  I don't get 
that.  ANy positive idea I have about this guy has been smashed by Mtv showing
him being an asshole in the commercial.

oh well.

Next one - 
	Farm Girl!
	Domineering Father!

Whats with the sex questions?  Jesus.
Then again, theyve been trying to get to people to openly scrump for the cameras
and havent been able to get to it to happen in ten years..

AND shes got no hangups...

Back to the WHORES.

Dave is all psyched about the slutty chick getting on the show.
		(so's the producers, believe you me...)

		ANd the reason to watch....  rejected tapes

next...  Vanilla Ice.

from Georgia.

yeah.

christian. heh.

oooh...  hes got a fully interactive website!!!!!!!   

welcome to the club, chuckie.

guys... i hate to tell you, but i cant do this.  nope.

too painful.

enjoy the season.  maybe I'll pop in, or you can find it on http://www.bootyquake.com

night.