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stuff, titled, by date:
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list alphabetically
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2008
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And That is Why....
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19 Aug 2008
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Damnit.
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23 Jun 2008
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Indiana Jones and The scraping of the bottom of the Monry Making Barrel
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22 May 2008
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2007
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Ignorance is no excuse.
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16 Apr 2007
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Karma - not always a bitch.
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23 Mar 2007
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untitled
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1 Feb 2007
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2006
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Televised SlappyJack!
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29 Oct 2006
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2005
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feh.
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2 Nov 2005
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That which needs to be said.
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29 Sep 2005
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"Does he have any aliases?"
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9 Sep 2005
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Losing my Religion, but finding Noodly Goodness
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26 Aug 2005
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So that's that, part two.
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22 Aug 2005
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Never go on Unemployment, or, The State of California is a giant clustefuck.
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5 Aug 2005
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Notes From the Field.
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31 Jul 2005
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So, yeah, I'm okay.
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7 Jul 2005
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ah, warm afernoons.
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30 May 2005
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so. bad.
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25 May 2005
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Been a while, huh?
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9 Apr 2005
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So that's that.
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21 Feb 2005
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happy. valentine's. day.
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13 Feb 2005
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as you will.
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27 Jan 2005
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The Year In Review
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3 Jan 2005
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2004
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Go Read This.
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18 Nov 2004
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Geek Toy Entertainment
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18 Oct 2004
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Done Deal.
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13 Oct 2004
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Rah Rah Rah! Go Fags! Go Fags! Rah Rah Rah!
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9 Oct 2004
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here's yer fuckin' update. now shut up.
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25 Sep 2004
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So how come I'm not getting any wiser?
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17 Aug 2004
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Movies, that Rock.
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2 Aug 2004
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I give bad advice, but the results are kind of funny. sometimes.
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24 Jun 2004
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Much mucic, then I play volleyball with competitive assholes.
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31 May 2004
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Hell Freezes Over!
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22 May 2004
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In the Grid.
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12 May 2004
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Vegas Stupidity.
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5 Apr 2004
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No, I'm not dead yet.
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22 Mar 2004
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Fuck an Intern, it's a National Crisis. Fuck the country? Well...
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9 Feb 2004
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Yes, there WAS a football game last sunday.
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3 Feb 2004
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Politicians and Clowns. Redundant?
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21 Jan 2004
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The Year so Far.
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15 Jan 2004
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2003
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Snow. Fucking. Kill. Me.
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30 Dec 2003
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News from PlasticLand. Ho Ho ho!
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14 Dec 2003
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Gems in the Desert.
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6 Dec 2003
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spooky chicken.
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15 Nov 2003
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fuck it. fuck you.
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13 Nov 2003
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Why 1993 ruled.
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12 Nov 2003
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Livin' Las Vegas Loca.
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2 Nov 2003
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Some shit never changes.
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28 Oct 2003
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Teeth. Another thing to Lose in Las Vegas...
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22 Oct 2003
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Yes, Virginia, even ignorant fuckwits can be parents.
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9 Oct 2003
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Sad. Sadder. Saddest.
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7 Oct 2003
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Suburbia.
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29 Sep 2003
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joblessness, quatre.
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26 Sep 2003
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Viva Las Vegas, MotherFucker!
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17 Sep 2003
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Housesitting!
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13 Sep 2003
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Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, The Drinking Game.
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3 Sep 2003
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Thirty-Four years Ago Today.
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27 Aug 2003
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Keep your religion out of my government.
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27 Aug 2003
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Fun with Craigslist.org.
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21 Aug 2003
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Adventures in Joblessness, Trois.
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18 Aug 2003
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Oh, I'm Seizing the Day allright.
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15 Aug 2003
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NEWS FLASH: Power Out In Northeast
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14 Aug 2003
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The news from California
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11 Aug 2003
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The Resume of George W. Bush
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31 Jul 2003
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It's called the MILITARY for a reason, stupid.
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24 Jul 2003
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American Chopper, The Drinking Game.
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16 Jul 2003
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Adventures in Joblessness, Deux.
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15 Jul 2003
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the joys of me.
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7 Jul 2003
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land of the free.
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4 Jul 2003
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Gotta get some stamps.
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27 Jun 2003
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HOLY COW!
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20 Jun 2003
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Yet another reason baseball can suck my dick.
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13 May 2003
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Stupidity.
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27 Mar 2003
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Gettin' yer War on.
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19 Mar 2003
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Fight Junk Mail.
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8 Mar 2003
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Yet another entry about SPAM.
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19 Feb 2003
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Super Thoughts.
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27 Jan 2003
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Another Fucking Crappy Non-Update.
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18 Jan 2003
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2002
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Here's Your Fucking Update, Bitches.
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1 Dec 2002
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MAIL CALL!
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28 Oct 2002
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A note on a TV show...
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23 Oct 2002
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Vegas, baby!
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9 Oct 2002
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life is so haaaaaaard.
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22 Sep 2002
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dumb. fucks.
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18 Sep 2002
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Flag wavin'! Ya can't never be too patriotic!
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11 Sep 2002
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please let this shit JUST BE OVER.
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3 Sep 2002
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On my birthday...
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28 Aug 2002
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The prostate.
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21 Aug 2002
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and now a word from a random asshole...
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5 Aug 2002
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feh.
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31 Jul 2002
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THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE AND THEIR TELEMARKETING DEPARTMENT OF SCUMBAGS CAN KISS MY PASTY WHITE ASS.
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23 Jun 2002
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Oh, fucking spam some more.
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18 Jun 2002
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oh, for the love of god...
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3 Jun 2002
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maybe they're not all gone yet.
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24 May 2002
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oh my knees...
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20 May 2002
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SLUMLORDS?
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1 May 2002
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cocksuckers! (and not in the good way)
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19 Apr 2002
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go purchase the new Pikadori album NOW.
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1 Apr 2002
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oh for the love of christ...
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21 Mar 2002
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so ya gots the urge, ya say?
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28 Feb 2002
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my pathetic life.
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21 Feb 2002
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be like like Slappy...
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18 Feb 2002
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super thoughts on a super bowl.
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3 Feb 2002
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in my office.
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31 Jan 2002
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dumb-ASSES
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30 Jan 2002
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in leiu of actual content...
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13 Jan 2002
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Fucking PEOPLE, PLEASE!.
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7 Jan 2002
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2001
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ho ho ho.
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17 Dec 2001
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Christmas, it brings out the best in us all.
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5 Dec 2001
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The International Male.
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3 Dec 2001
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reality check.
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24 Nov 2001
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Harry Potter??? Isn't that a gay bar?
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16 Nov 2001
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Such is my life.
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2 Nov 2001
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Fuck your corporation.
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26 Oct 2001
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OOOooh I'm just a goy, that's all I'll ever be...
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22 Oct 2001
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me at work, as if you all gave a good goddamn.
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11 Oct 2001
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just plain friggin' stupid.
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6 Oct 2001
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I'd pay a dollar to see that...
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29 Sep 2001
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back to business
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26 Sep 2001
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untitled
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15 Sep 2001
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goddamnit.
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11 Sep 2001
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no. i don't like you, either.
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10 Sep 2001
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Pop Quiz!
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6 Sep 2001
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i. am. old.
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28 Aug 2001
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i'm bored
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16 Aug 2001
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Chasing the ever-elusive 'man-woman'
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9 Aug 2001
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Just a drop of info...
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6 Aug 2001
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Monkeys!
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29 Jul 2001
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Notes from the Front: One man's thoughts on the Quokka Auction
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27 Jul 2001
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the baby club is recruiting!
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24 Jul 2001
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you wish you were me.
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18 Jul 2001
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Slappyjack Duped!
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16 Jul 2001
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A note on Jerry Bruckheimer.
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12 Jul 2001
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At what cost, Spam?
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6 Jul 2001
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Thoughts on MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
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2 Jul 2001
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MORE LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
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30 Jun 2001
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LIVE NUDE SLAPPYJACK!
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19 Jun 2001
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just pathetic.
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18 Jun 2001
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the last two weeks.
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16 Jun 2001
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CrapTastic!
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28 May 2001
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This is quite possibly the most sickest thing ever.
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11 May 2001
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SPAM from Slags.
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7 May 2001
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Exercises in Usability.
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25 Apr 2001
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SITREP.
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12 Apr 2001
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Spammin' Suit-ass Non-tech FUCKHEADS.
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4 Apr 2001
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Gamera and Bill Gates.
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31 Mar 2001
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Oscars Schmoscars.
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26 Mar 2001
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random blather.
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20 Mar 2001
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takin' care of bidness.
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13 Mar 2001
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RE: men things.
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5 Mar 2001
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men things.
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3 Mar 2001
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erp!
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2 Mar 2001
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uh...
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1 Mar 2001
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bleh.
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28 Feb 2001
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fuck you, Net-Temps, you moronic sack of shit assholes.
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27 Feb 2001
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suits give me heartburn.
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18 Feb 2001
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back-up catch-up.
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13 Feb 2001
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dickie.
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29 Jan 2001
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i so do not need this.
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26 Jan 2001
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her 15 minutes.
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18 Jan 2001
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apparently, it's just my problem.
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10 Jan 2001
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a whole new year of bullshit to come.
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2 Jan 2001
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2000
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political crapola.
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20 Dec 2000
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justice is served.
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19 Dec 2000
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hunting high and low.
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17 Dec 2000
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more christmas joy.
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15 Dec 2000
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a sex site isn't all fun, you know.
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8 Dec 2000
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a typical night in my life.
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3 Dec 2000
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it's all over.
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26 Nov 2000
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anniversary.
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20 Nov 2000
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election commentary.
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10 Nov 2000
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bite me!
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6 Nov 2000
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good deeds in the castro.
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1 Nov 2000
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rub THIS for luck.
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30 Oct 2000
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Dancer in the Dark
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23 Oct 2000
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!(journal) entry.
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20 Oct 2000
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ass, ass, and of course, my ass.
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12 Oct 2000
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More Olympic suckitude, fun at work, then some more suckitude.
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28 Sep 2000
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Olympic suckitude.
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21 Sep 2000
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What about the Dago Grammys?
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14 Sep 2000
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video awards?
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9 Sep 2000
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mystery theft!
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9 Aug 2000
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slap, on nap.
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31 Jul 2000
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nation of imbeciles.
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27 Jul 2000
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my afternoon with berzerker-girl.
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20 Jul 2000
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half-cocked emails.
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18 Jul 2000
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Rant for YOU - j.a.d.u.
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8 Jul 2000
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keep on grindin on...
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5 Jul 2000
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adservers. hunh.
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4 Jul 2000
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terrible twos.
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22 May 2000
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so its been a while...
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16 May 2000
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AGAIN with the Fuckin' Corporations.
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3 May 2000
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pissiness, and more pissiness.
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27 Apr 2000
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Advice for young girls?
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6 Apr 2000
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Mission to Mars? Imagine doin it on the MUNI!
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29 Mar 2000
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scenes from an inbox.
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21 Mar 2000
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so i dont update. blow me.
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14 Mar 2000
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bus pass please...
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1 Mar 2000
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justice?
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25 Feb 2000
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hate mail. YEAH!
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16 Feb 2000
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maybe it aint so damn soverign.
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14 Feb 2000
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the damn ring.
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11 Feb 2000
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ooo! hackers! they're so scary!
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9 Feb 2000
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Software for the Homeless.
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7 Feb 2000
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Weak-ass, yet informative, update for today
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31 Jan 2000
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Little Buddha sent me this.
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23 Jan 2000
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the world. ending.
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17 Jan 2000
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Bratley is a poo-head.
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11 Jan 2000
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1999
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Webstuff by SlappyJack, Ver 2.0 is comin!
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31 Dec 1999
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users, corporations, myself - all assholes online.
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23 Dec 1999
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fightin' wif da wife.
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16 Dec 1999
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crappy turkey-day update.
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28 Nov 1999
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tv is shit
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14 Nov 1999
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questions, ver 2.0
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9 Nov 1999
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ok, here's your fucking survey.
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2 Nov 1999
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exotic, erotic, assholish.
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26 Oct 1999
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napa and a sour grape or two.
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19 Oct 1999
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style, or lack thereof.
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12 Oct 1999
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my mom now knows about my sex life...
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5 Oct 1999
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dildos and spankings and Lube, OH MY!
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30 Sep 1999
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travel tales.
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28 Sep 1999
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movin thoughts.
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21 Sep 1999
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cars, lawyers, and a PRINCSS.
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14 Sep 1999
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drugs and etiquette.
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7 Sep 1999
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hunh ?
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31 Aug 1999
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This entry sucks.
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28 Aug 1999
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the blair witch meets my mom.
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17 Aug 1999
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art my ass.
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10 Aug 1999
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I want my Mtv
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3 Aug 1999
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variuos bitching.
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27 Jul 1999
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summertime movies.
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20 Jul 1999
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goddamn kids.
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13 Jul 1999
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that goddamn soccer.
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10 Jul 1999
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vacation.
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29 Jun 1999
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filling space.
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23 Jun 1999
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e m a i l .
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26 May 1999
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I fight not for what you say, but for your right to say it
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15 May 1999
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g o d d a m n i t
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21 Apr 1999
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general irritations.
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21 Mar 1999
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Disneyfication
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21 Feb 1999
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why i do this, and how you get here.
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15 Feb 1999
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fighting the important battles.
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10 Feb 1999
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net kooks
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7 Feb 1999
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Gwyneth Paltrow's Breasts
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24 Jan 1999
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my page sucks.
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7 Jan 1999
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1998
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payin' and prayin'
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10 Dec 1998
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movies are painful
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22 Nov 1998
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g e n e r a l p i s s i n e s s
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13 Nov 1998
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My Asshole Friends
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31 Oct 1998
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banking trauma
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21 Oct 1998
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moshin with bug
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11 Oct 1998
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i got yer habits right here
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6 Oct 1998
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concentration is not my strong point
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28 Sep 1998
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computers, people, and throbbing brains.
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17 Sep 1998
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date night in denver
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12 Sep 1998
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titanic outburst (wedding three)
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2 Sep 1998
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g e t t i n o l d .
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25 Aug 1998
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politics suck (or: Kenneth Starr can Kiss My Ass. )
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18 Aug 1998
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more movies
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13 Aug 1998
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readin the logs
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5 Aug 1998
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movie talk
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28 Jul 1998
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cap hill summers
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14 Jul 1998
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wedding thoughts deux.
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7 Jul 1998
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wedding thoughts
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21 Jun 1998
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life with the girls
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15 Jun 1998
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corporate wisdom.
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28 Jan 1998
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i don't care
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10 Jan 1998
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1997
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playing in the snow.
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26 Oct 1997
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(Annoying-Ass Asian SPAM Image
