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Go Here: This American Life
  Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.

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   Other sites I dig.     [ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name | Category | Don't Sort ]

Mr. T Ate my Balls
This needs no comment.
CaveBear Blog
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.
Soda And His Million Piece Band
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

EXRX Weight Training
The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram
Boob on the glass, please.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
They do stuff.
Meet the Pros
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.


she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
Get yer workout on.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
Scowl, Nu?
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

Smoking. Is. Awesome.
Really. It is.

fuck you.

A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions
Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.
Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
The Best Page In The Universe.
I'm sorry, but it really is.
Daily Dancer
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

The Anti-Chain Letter
This should be my new autoresponder.
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
This American Life
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
Trooper Clerks
Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Foreign Terrorist Organizations
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
Internet Archive
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
Bob the Angry Flower
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
Temple ov thee Lemur
English Nerds. I love them.
Just go play and find out for yourself.     10 worst album covers of all time.
Truly. Awful.
Be Prepared!
What would YOU do in an emergency?
The Filthy Critic
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
The MDI Air Car
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

cool shit. really. it IS everything.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad
Speaks for itself, really.
Ill Will Press
Foamy. He's my fucking hero.
The Necro Tonz
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
whatever, whenever
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.
Get your Subnet on.
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
The Misanthropic Bitch
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
Fuck the South
Now THIS is a rant.
tha shizzolator
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
People that suck
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
The internet is shit.
really. It is.
I don't know. It's silly.
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
Kustom Kettle
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars
I'm just sayinn.
Best Error Page Ever
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
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