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   Other sites I dig.     [ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name | Category | Don't Sort ]

Pamie     http://www.pamie.com
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
SubnetOnline     http://www.subnetonline.com/
Get your Subnet on.
whatever, whenever     http://www.whatever-whenever.net/
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
Scowl, Nu?     http://www.scowl.nu/
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

Temple ov thee Lemur     http://www.totl.net/
English Nerds. I love them.
Foreign Terrorist Organizations     http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/fs/2003/12389.htm
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
LarryHalff.com     http://www.larryhalff.com/
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
The Best Page In The Universe.     http://maddox.xmission.com/
I'm sorry, but it really is.
Bob the Angry Flower     http://www.angryflower.com/
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
The Necro Tonz     http://www.necrotonz.com/
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

YATTA!     http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html
I don't know. It's silly.
lemonbugg.com     http://www.lemonbugg.com/
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
AnalogX     http://www.analogx.com/
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
The internet is shit.     http://www.internetisshit.org
really. It is.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time     http://207.70.82.73/pages/descriptions/02/203.html
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
The Misanthropic Bitch     http://www.misanthropic-bitch.com/
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram     http://www.internetmammogram.net/
Boob on the glass, please.
Ill Will Press     http://www.illwillpress.com
Foamy. He's my fucking hero.
Fitrex     http://www.fitrex.com/
Get yer workout on.
Fuck the South     http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
Now THIS is a rant.
Mr. T Ate my Balls     http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/index.html
This needs no comment.
The Filthy Critic     http://www.bigempire.com/filthy
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
Huh?     http://www.huhcorp.com/index.htm
They do stuff.
Internet Archive     http://www.archive.org/
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
Scowl     http://www.scowl.nu/
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
This American Life     http://www.thislife.org/
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
Daily Dancer     http://www.dailydancer.com/
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

Meet the Pros     http://thislife.org/pages/descriptions/01/192.html
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

EXRX Weight Training     http://www.exrx.net/Exercise.html
The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.
Everything2.     http://www.everything2.com/
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
Kustom Kettle     http://www.kustomkettle.com
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
The Anti-Chain Letter     http://www.perry.com/bizarre/antichn.html
This should be my new autoresponder.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!     http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
CaveBear Blog     http://www.cavebear.com/cbblog/
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.
Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars     http://www.junkscience.com/news/suv.htm
I'm just sayinn.
Best Error Page Ever     http://www.clint.ca/oops/index.htm
EVER!
PostSecret     http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.
Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!     http://www.kissmyfreckledassbye.com/
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html     10 worst album covers of all time.
Truly. Awful.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl     http://www.sarrrahjane.blogspot.com/
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable     http://www.mnftiu.cc/
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
tha shizzolator     http://www.asksnoop.com/
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
Geektools     http://www.geektools.com
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad     http://www.axis-of-aevil.org/misc/tableofcondiments.html
Speaks for itself, really.
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions     http://www.spinnwebe.com/a1
Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.     http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/34529205.html
Really. It is.

fuck you.

aolwatch.com     http://www.aolwatch.com/
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
People that suck     http://suck.zareste.com/
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
Engrish.com     http://www.engrish.com
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
Be Prepared!     http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
What would YOU do in an emergency?
Trooper Clerks     http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/trooper_clerks
Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Soda And His Million Piece Band     http://www.sodaband.com/
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

Spinnwebe     http://www.spinnwebe.com/
Just go play and find out for yourself.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.     http://e-pauly.com/inc/nread.php?file=/articles/518-PMFS.txt
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive     http://www.mcstories.com/
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

The MDI Air Car     http://www.theaircar.com/
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

Phoons.com     http://www.phoons.com/index.html
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
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