In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.

Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!

Flip out. Kill People. Wail.

Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

I'm just sayinn.

Truly. Awful.

Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.

Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!

Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?

English Nerds. I love them.

cool shit. really. it IS everything.

Foamy. He's my fucking hero.

This should be my new autoresponder.

What would YOU do in an emergency?

Shizzolate yo websizzites.

Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.

Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.

quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.

Really. It is.

fuck you.

tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.

really. It is.

Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!

Get your Subnet on.

hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.

The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.

This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.

Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

EVER!

Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.

They do stuff.

Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.

Speaks for itself, really.

Boob on the glass, please.

Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.

I'm sorry, but it really is.

This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.

Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

I don't know. It's silly.

It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.

Helpful crap, if you're a dork.

This needs no comment.

A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!

she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...

Get yer workout on.

The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.

Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.

Now THIS is a rant.

"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.

So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

Just go play and find out for yourself.

Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.

I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.

Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.