Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.

So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

What would YOU do in an emergency?

Get yer workout on.

A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.

tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.

Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.

Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!

hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.

This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.

Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.

I'm sorry, but it really is.

The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.

This needs no comment.

Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!

They do stuff.

she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...

Just go play and find out for yourself.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.

This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.

EVER!

Really. It is.

fuck you.

Truly. Awful.

I'm just sayinn.

Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!

DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.

Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?

Foamy. He's my fucking hero.

Now THIS is a rant.

cool shit. really. it IS everything.

English Nerds. I love them.

Shizzolate yo websizzites.

Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.

Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

Boob on the glass, please.

"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.

Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.

Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Flip out. Kill People. Wail.

Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

I don't know. It's silly.

A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!

I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.

Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.

quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.

Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.

Get your Subnet on.

Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.

really. It is.

If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.

This should be my new autoresponder.

Speaks for itself, really.

Helpful crap, if you're a dork.