The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.

Speaks for itself, really.

she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...

EVER!

Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.

Just go play and find out for yourself.

DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.

Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.

A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

Boob on the glass, please.

Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.

Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.

Foamy. He's my fucking hero.

Truly. Awful.

Get yer workout on.

tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.

Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!

I'm just sayinn.

This needs no comment.

quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.

Get your Subnet on.

Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!

really. It is.

This should be my new autoresponder.

This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.

Really. It is.

fuck you.

I'm sorry, but it really is.

I don't know. It's silly.

Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!

Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?

English Nerds. I love them.

Flip out. Kill People. Wail.

The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.

Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.

Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.

They do stuff.

hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.

Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

Helpful crap, if you're a dork.

Now THIS is a rant.

If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.

Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!

In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.

Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.

Shizzolate yo websizzites.

cool shit. really. it IS everything.

What would YOU do in an emergency?

It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.

"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.

This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.

Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.

Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.