I'm just sayinn.

Foamy. He's my fucking hero.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.

quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.

Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!

_the flock is full of idiots_

Get yer workout on.

I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.

It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.

Get your Subnet on.

tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.

Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.

This needs no comment.

she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...

Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.

Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.

English Nerds. I love them.

This should be my new autoresponder.

What would YOU do in an emergency?

Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.

So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.

Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!

Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!

I don't know. It's silly.

They do stuff.

If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.

Just go play and find out for yourself.

Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.

hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.

I'm sorry, but it really is.

Speaks for itself, really.

Truly. Awful.

Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

really. It is.

cool shit. really. it IS everything.

Matty Boom personally emailled me one day to direct me to the proper Trilambs site.

I've had their album for yearts now and its still the funniest thing ever.

word has it theres a new album on the way

"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.

Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.

The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.

The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.

Shizzolate yo websizzites.

Really. It is.

fuck you.

EVER!

Helpful crap, if you're a dork.

A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!

Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

Now THIS is a rant.

Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

Flip out. Kill People. Wail.

fuck you, and fuck your job.

DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.

This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.

Boob on the glass, please.

Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?

Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.