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   Other sites I dig.     [ A little list from SlappyJack ]
I am well aware these things are never in the same order twice. Dick. [ Sort by: Name | Category | Don't Sort ]

Light Trucks Increase Profits But Foul Air More than Cars     http://www.junkscience.com/news/suv.htm
I'm just sayinn.
Smoking. Is. Awesome.     http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/34529205.html
Really. It is.

fuck you.

aolwatch.com     http://www.aolwatch.com/
In case you haven't figured it out yet, these guys will tell you WHY AOL is a steaming pile of Satan's feces.
Engrish.com     http://www.engrish.com
The most Most Best Website for Surfing Happy. Now Featuring Split Beaver.
Be Prepared!     http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
What would YOU do in an emergency?
Bob the Angry Flower     http://www.angryflower.com/
If you don't find this funny, you're stupid.
Foreign Terrorist Organizations     http://www.state.gov/s/ct/rls/fs/2003/12389.htm
Hey Look, Terrorists! Thanks, gub'ment!
tha shizzolator     http://www.asksnoop.com/
Shizzolate yo websizzites.
Trooper Clerks     http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/trooper_clerks
Too godamn good.

If youre a Star Wars/Kevin Smith dork.

Which I am.

Huh?     http://www.huhcorp.com/index.htm
They do stuff.
The Best Page In The Universe.     http://maddox.xmission.com/
I'm sorry, but it really is.
The Greatest Voicemail Message of All Time     http://207.70.82.73/pages/descriptions/02/203.html
Really, if you don't agree with me, you can go fuck yourself.
Possibly the best break-up letter ever.     http://e-pauly.com/inc/nread.php?file=/articles/518-PMFS.txt
Many, Many thanks to e-pauly for digging this up and making it available to us all. You gotta like any letter that uses the phrase: cinnamon ring.
whatever, whenever     http://www.whatever-whenever.net/
Jami Attenberg. She's smarter than me, and probably you, too.
The Filthy Critic     http://www.bigempire.com/filthy
Filthy was killed during a drunken stupor, but drop by BigEmpire anyways.
The Misanthropic Bitch     http://www.misanthropic-bitch.com/
"Providing jack-off material for white misogynists since 1997."
If I was smart, i'd write this good.
Geektools     http://www.geektools.com
tools at yer fingertips. All that cool crap you wished you coded.
Mr. T Ate my Balls     http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/index.html
This needs no comment.
the Scandalous Diary of a Vegas Playgirl     http://www.sarrrahjane.blogspot.com/
hey. a gal with an online diary of her life.
imagine that.
but this one is tasty.
Pamie     http://www.pamie.com
she writes a lot. I don't think you understand...
LarryHalff.com     http://www.larryhalff.com/
Official weblog of Larry Halff.
Read it now before he gets bored with it again!
AnalogX     http://www.analogx.com/
Helpful crap, if you're a dork.
Phoons.com     http://www.phoons.com/index.html
Don't konw what Phooning is? Well, here you go. You can even send in photos of yourself doing it. Why? Because it's silly, dumbass!
Soda And His Million Piece Band     http://www.sodaband.com/
I've seen these guys live and they tore the FUCKING ROOF OFF of the Double Down. Buy the music, look up tour dates.

Most importantly: Go see them.

Daily Dancer     http://www.dailydancer.com/
This is just a perfect example of "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD."

At least he keeps his clothes on.

Fitrex     http://www.fitrex.com/
Get yer workout on.
CaveBear Blog     http://www.cavebear.com/cbblog/
This blog contains the opinions of Karl Auerbach.
Karl is much smarter than I am.
http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html     10 worst album covers of all time.
Truly. Awful.
PostSecret     http://postsecret.blogspot.com/
Postcards... with SECRETS.
Good stuff.
The Table of Condiments That Periodically Go Bad     http://www.axis-of-aevil.org/misc/tableofcondiments.html
Speaks for itself, really.
Kustom Kettle     http://www.kustomkettle.com
DoD custom maps galore! Good guys, fun server. God bless 'em.
SubnetOnline     http://www.subnetonline.com/
Get your Subnet on.
Fuck the South     http://www.fuckthesouth.com/
Now THIS is a rant.
Everything2.     http://www.everything2.com/
cool shit. really. it IS everything.
The Official Ninja Webpage: REAL Ultimate Power!     http://www.realultimatepower.net/
Flip out. Kill People. Wail.
The Erotic Mind-Control Story Archive     http://www.mcstories.com/
So wrong, and yet... SO. GOOD.

Yes, there's even slash in there for you startrek freaks.

Here's a sample listing:
Sappho High
Being a beautiful straight girl in an otherwise all-lesbian high school...

The internet is shit.     http://www.internetisshit.org
really. It is.
Ill Will Press     http://www.illwillpress.com
Foamy. He's my fucking hero.
Internet Archive     http://www.archive.org/
Find old websites, links to Project Gutenberg, and a whole lotta other crap. woo.
The Necro Tonz     http://www.necrotonz.com/
Cocktail Nation? No, baby, it's Cocktail Hell, and The Necro Tonz invite you to their eternal party!

Check 'em out! See them live!

Scowl     http://www.scowl.nu/
It is the fault of these people I am married right now. Go yell at them.
Spinnwebe     http://www.spinnwebe.com/
Just go play and find out for yourself.
EXRX Weight Training     http://www.exrx.net/Exercise.html
The most complete free workout site I've found.
No Shit.
The Anti-Chain Letter     http://www.perry.com/bizarre/antichn.html
This should be my new autoresponder.
Scowl, Nu?     http://www.scowl.nu/
Stop reading yer buds site and they go and redo the whole damn thing.

By the way, these are the folks that are directly responsble for me being a married man now.

no, I haven't forgiven them for it yet.

Temple ov thee Lemur     http://www.totl.net/
English Nerds. I love them.
The MDI Air Car     http://www.theaircar.com/
Take your SUV and shove it UP YOUR ASS.

They even understand that electricity IS NOT pollution-free.

Best Error Page Ever     http://www.clint.ca/oops/index.htm
EVER!
My New Filing Technique is Unstoppable     http://www.mnftiu.cc/
Even more unstoppable than my New Fighting Technique.
For those not in the know, this is the "Get Your War On" guy.
This American Life     http://www.thislife.org/
Radio Magazine out of WBEZ in Chicago.
Stream it. Love it. It's great.
People that suck     http://suck.zareste.com/
A database of people that suck. Know someone that sucks? Add them!
A-1 AAA AmeriCaptions     http://www.spinnwebe.com/a1
Kill days captioning pictures. pure genuis.
Meet the Pros     http://thislife.org/pages/descriptions/01/192.html
A great episode of This American Life that is a must listen - especially for all basketball and poker fans.

Really.

Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!     http://www.kissmyfreckledassbye.com/
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?
Mammonet--The First and Only Internet Mammogram     http://www.internetmammogram.net/
Boob on the glass, please.
lemonbugg.com     http://www.lemonbugg.com/
quite possibly the only personal site out there updated less frequently than this one.
YATTA!     http://www.mit.edu/people/patil/yatta.html
I don't know. It's silly.
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