like i got a legal section. fuckin' a right.
I did come up with a "manifesto" once...
SlappyJack.com promises to attempt the following at all times:
- Slappyjack.com stands for mocking corporations untill they get their greed-driven asses off of the web.
- Slappyjack.com strives to be a center of stupid activities, the reason we have a web in the first place.
- I will always be open to outside ideas.
- I will always, always, always shamelessly self-promote
- "To uphold the integrity and honesty that is Slappyjack, until a phat offer comes in from Coca Cola." *
- "To change the view of impressionable people who know little about the Internet and aren't sticklers for grammar and spelling." *
* Filthy thought of those two.