1. Slappyjack.com stands for mocking corporations untill they get their greed-driven asses off of the web.

2. Slappyjack.com strives to be a center of stupid activities, the reason we have a web in the first place.

3. I will always be open to outside ideas.

4. I will always, always, always shamelessly self-promote

5. "To uphold the integrity and honesty that is Slappyjack, until a phat offer comes in from Coca Cola." *

6. "To change the view of impressionable people who know little about the Internet and aren't sticklers for grammar and spelling." *

   * Filthy thought of those two.
   
   

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