I say to J, "I love this commercial."
"This commercial is stupid."
"What?!?"
"It's so not real. Like this ever happens."

This came out of the mouth of a woman who's favorite commercials involve trios of gay dancers bursting unannounced into places like courtrooms and giving women a vigorous wash and conditioning because "She's got the urge. She's got the urge, to herbal!".

Don't ever get married.

Top ten character traits from Will & Grace

1. Gay
2. Good haircut
3. Gay
4. Gay
5. Gay
6. Gay
7. Hot ass
8. Gay
9. Gay
10. Gay

Even though it gets crappier by the week, I still love Dark Angel. Pout for me!

Top ten character traits from Friends

1. Coffee Drinker
2. Formerly Funny
3. Breasts
4. Loopy
5. New Hairstyle
6. Whiny
7. Hot chick
8. Being Italian
9. Aging
10. Gay

Crap we dug up from the web:

• Undeniably cute, but that won't stop you from whacking 'em!

• The Action Doesn't Stop In Our Kitchen...

• ...and to think when they hired me, my options were at 13.5.

Slap Out.

20 Oct 00

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