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Gems in the Desert.
Today for one of my part-time gigs I had to locate a Santa wig and beard to wear during the number. Yes, I - Slappyjack, am dressing as santa for the Christmas number the showgorls are doing.
I'm even going to be doing the running man onstage. I know. See it at Club Paradise. Santa is me. I kow, you wish you were me. So anyhow, I hadda go dig up a new wig and beard for Santa, 'cause if you remember, I'm bald; and those that know me know me growing ANY beard just ain't gonna happen. My quest to find a wig brought me to : Williams CostumeWhere I was helped out by the faulous Ellie. Ellie is somewhere between 40 and 175 years old, and is a truly fabulous lady. Apparently one of the owners of the store was a showgirl years ago, so the side of the building has this great mural of The Famous DICE GIRLS from the El Rancho Vegas Hotel, in 1949.
Every time I think I can't take any more of Vegas, I find some jewel like this. Really. Someday I'll live in Old Vegas and I'll be cool, and this will stop looking like a goddamn journal. Slap out 6 Dec 03 P.S. - Chris bought me a good dinner tonight at the fancy pants Country Club. Whee!
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