About an hour ago I found out the war is on.

All channels are news. The wife is pissed because she can't watch her non-show American Shitbags Pre-Marketing a Non-Musician

All except CBS, that is. They're showing fucking Survivor. This is probably because they've learned that you don't really need to show hour after hour of reporters sayin'

"Yep. Our troops are still stomping around in the desert, but the Government isn't saying anything, so we'll speculate that BIN LADEN COULD POSSIBLY BE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN RIGHT NOW! HE MAY EVEN HAVE ALLIES WITH A FACTION OF MONSTERS UNDER THE BED OR POSSIBLY AN INTERNATIONAL RING OF PEDOPHILE CHILD-MOLESTING KIDDIE-P{ORN PURVEYORS!

"Yep. That could possibly be happing right now.

"FEEL THE FEAR, AMERICA! FEEL THAT GODDAMN FEAR RIGHT NOW!!! FEAR AND DESPAIR AND DON'T STOP WATCHING OUR SPECULATION!

"But please don't stop buying gas. America® IS still open for
business, after all"

I digress.

What i was saying is, the best part of Survivor being on is that all the remaining femaale "tribe members" are totally skinny and imaciated...

These dangle from their bony little chests like pendulums of joy.

>sigh<

So GWB is getting his muthafukkin' war on, folks.

Asshole.

Did you vote for him?

You, too, are an Asshole.

Voted Nader to "make your point"?

You're an even BIGGER asshole.

Shame on all of you.

I'd like to personally apologise ahead of time to all of the brown people in the country.

I'm sorry people are going to throw things at you for no reason other than they're ignorant assholes.

Park your cars, people. Hop on the bus. We're gonna start paying insanely inflated prices for a gallon of gas for the next six months so we can pay more-than-mildly inflated prices for a gallon of gas to pay for a conflict so we could get more gas.

As an added bonus, we also get to get to the airport four hours early and you konw its only a matter of time before they anally probe all of us "just to make sure"

Enough rambling.

Stay safe, Joe and Molly. Keep your shit wired tight, don't let your guard down. I'm sorry it came to this.

Slap out

19 Mar 03

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