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Christmas, it brings out
the best in us all.
Being a good little catholic boy, I had the wife get me an Advent Calendar to count down the days to Christmas. Mine has little things to do written on the Flaps for the day so you get a fun little activity. Today's was:

"Listen to your favorite Christmas tape or CD."

I've been emailling these fine little treats to the whole office and SHE sends back:

I'm putting in Christina Aguilera right now. She sings holiday songs, too, you know.

j

How could I not reply with this? 
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> I'm putting in Christina Aguilera right now. She sings holiday songs, too,
> you know.

Yes, she sure does:
- "Hot Ass Elf Booty"
- "Bulemia, Milk, and Cookies"
- "I won't wear White to church on Christmas"
- "Yuletide Whore"
- "Carson Daily's nuts roasting in my Open Gaping hole of a mouth"
- "Adeste Fideles, yo."
- "mmmmnghph maannnnnungph mmmmmmmmnnnnnh, no Mr. Eisner, thank you."
- "Tastes like Egg Nogg (Santa's Cock mix)"
- "Fred Durst's Masturbatiory X-Mas"
- "That bitch fucked my Claus, so I got my homeys from Pittsburgh to
    Bust a cap in her ass."
- "All I want for christmas is Brtiney to choke on Justin's cock and
    FUCKING DIE BITCH WHORE DIIIIIEEEEEEE!"

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I just thought of these:
  • Slutting around the Christmas Tree
  • Sleigh Ride (Sticky Back Seat Remix)
  • Hark! I'm going to Oversing
  • The Twelve Days of Marketing
  • Away In a Mustang
  • The Hannukah Song
  • Good Pimpin' Men, Rejoice!
  • The Little Harlot Girl (Bump My Rump Bump Remix with Lil' Kim, Mariah Carey, and The San Leandro Boys Choir)
Email me your suggestions, and I'll put them up. Share with your friends! Maybe we can email them to MTV.

ho. ho. ho.

Slap Out

5 Dec 01

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