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Read This: Pattern Recognition
    William Gibson


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   Hey, yo.

You can email me at

But that doesn't always work. I filter as heavily as I can and I don't read my junk folder.

If you emailled me and I didn't respond, that's probably why.

Send me some shit in the form below, and I'll get back to you.


or not.

but i'll at least read it.

27 Mar 2008

Apparently, there's some botnet out there running a script that goes through and hits the crap out of contct forms, and I've been getting junk from it all goddamn morning, so this is turned off until I feel like reenabling it.

Sleazy fuckers. I hate that.

you are:
you can be emailed at:
you say:


If you bother me and/or I'm in the mood, I'll probably put your correspondence online, with full headers, email, IP address, and so on. Be aware of this.

If you continue to irrtate, I just may put your full name, email address, and anything else about you I can dig up on here for the entire world to blunder onto. You'd be surprised what someone can find with google and ten extra minutes.

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