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Go Here: Kiss My Freckled Ass Goodbye!
Bad Boss? Impossible conditions? Fear and loathing from 9 to 5?

Watch This: True Romance
Quentin Tarantino

The internet is shit.

This has been shut off. the only people using it were trying to send spam with it, and I didn't feel like putting in a CAPTCHA.
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I like to imagine this says something about Godzilla. A Translation would be much appreciated.
RUN! GODZILLA IS ATTACKING THE CITY!!

Hypnotic, no?

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