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1 Feb 2001 The unofficial Left Out Lamont Fanzine Volume 1, Issue 1
Edward Norton to Play Dave in Upcoming Left Out Lamont Movie


Norton as seen in his screentest
The Gubna speaks out:
"I am not the father of Britney's Love Child."

Edward Norton, star of such films as American History X and Fight Club, is slated to play "Drummer Dave" in the upcoming Left out Lamont movie 'FroQuest, The search for Funk.

The deal has been 4 weeks in negotiations, with the major sticking points of who would receive top billing and revenue percentages being hammered out early in the process.

The majority of the time was spent with Mr. Norton refuting Dave's assertions

of, "Man, I dunno. I think the fans simply aren't gonna believe Ed Norton is cool enough to play me onscreen. I mean, look at him..."

Norton brings with him massive screen experience and star power to the LoL movie. Finally rounding out the cast, which includes Ricky Martin as Miguel, Tim Roth as The Gubna, and unconfirmed rumors say that Robert De Niro will be making a cameo as "'Fro Man".

A court reporter, speaking under anonymity, would not confirm, nor deny the whereabouts of the Gubna, as proceedings in the court case proceeded. A source close to Gubna, said that he has not seen or heard from Britney since their August breakup, and is not the father of her "out-of-wedlock" bun in the oven. However, Britney's publicist has stated publicly that Gubna is lying, and should not be allowed to pick up his royalty checks from Warner Brothers Records of sales of his triple-platinum solo album Gub's Gettin' Some. The paternity tests are scheduled for Monday, in Los Angeles.

Bandmates Dave and Migman would not comment on the case, and told reporters to mind their own business before shoving several photographers directly in their way down the steps on Thursday, after leaving the courthouse. Some of the photographers have filed suit, and both Dave and Migman were arrested on assault charges, but have since posted bail.

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