Goddamnit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
rub THIS for luck.
Subject: FW: Good Luck Penis
From: [unsuspecting bud]
Note: forwarded message attached.
[ list of forwardings... ]
Thought this was pretty cool actually. kind of funny...
[ further list of forwardings... ]
and of course, the reply:
Subject: Re: Good Luck Penis
oooh..... deeeeaattthhhhh to youuuuuuuuu, pusher of junk forwarded
> This penis actually exists on the Big Island of Hawaii!
Then how did it get into an email? more importanyly, why isnt there a
> This penis has been sent to you for good luck.
...well thank you, but no.
> It has been sent around the world nine or more times so far.
..."funny" variants of this have the number at "sixty-nine". ha ha.
> You will receive good luck within four days of relaying this penis.
If this is true, then why is it that the people who send these out
Wouldn't you think all the luck they should be getting forwarding this
> Send copies to people you think can use good luck or a good lei.
...or who you want to annoy by making them download a 60K email on their
> Don't send money as fate has no price.
...but bandwidth does.
> Do not keep this message.
...dont worry, thank you for your permission.
> The penis must leave your hands in 96 hours.
...again, variants say "69", because an email about a penis SHOULD have
> Send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
...like a few messages like this one in your inbox.
People, Listen Very Carefully:
Yeah, I know. I'm the asshole.
30 Oct 2000
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