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Rant for YOU - j.a.d.u.

NEWS 'O THE DAY
My Lovely wife sent me this today :
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Subject: stupid users
   Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2000 11:49:25 -0700
   From: lovely wife
     To: slappyjack

why nobody knows that you've updated is because they assume that there will
be some indication that you've updated on the index2.phtml page.  when they
log on and and don't see a teaser there they assume there's no update.  like
me.  and i know how fucked your navigation is.
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I'll take care of her personally when she gets back from the office, but in retort for the rest of you sheep:
DON'T ASSUME ANYTHING
THIS IS NOT A JOURNAL, REMEMBER?

If you are too fucking lazy to click the fucking current button to check the latest rant or not adventurous enough to explore, I don't want your ass at my page.

I don't want to hear complaints about how I don't update enough, even when I don't update for weeks at a time. You call me lazy? You looking for something to do? When's the last time you sent a fucking postcard using my free app?

THIS AIN'T TV, KIDDIES. PULL YOUR THUMB OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING

If you're that hungry for mindless shit to read, get on IRC.

Or go read Salon.com or some other shitbag site.

Yes, screw you, too.

...love that first amendment...

Slap Out.

8 Jul 00

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