as if either of us gave a shit.
questions, ver 2.0
I don't know if I'm going to get around to doing a full update this week. I'm pooped as hell from work, COMMUTE, work, COMMUTE. Usually it isnt a bother, but for goddamn do i get run down sometimes.
I DID get this suggestion...
hell, just make up shit. you want an update? here's one.....from Dik, that sick fuck.
Ooh... just remembered...
Apparently some people dont read the page...
I got this not 10 hours after posting last week's incredible opus
No offense meant, to E, but he's the one that made the mistake of sending me this shit:
this is interesting......
This is a cool new twist on the survey thing.
So should I start projectile vomiting right fucking now, or should I read the whole thing and waste a valuable 5 minutes of my time that I could be picking at the zits on my ass or some other more useful activity?This time, YOU fill in the blanks about ME. I want every one of you to do this and send it back to me. Oh, yeah, but first send a blank one out to all your email buds. they can return the favor to you. Be honest, I can take it.
See the thing here is that I know that you can take it. The funny part of this entire binary love-in of wasted packets is that it was invented by some loser who couldn't get a straight answer from people he saw face to face every goddamn day do this was invented to try to get teh rest of the fucking retards on alt.cuddle to say nice things about him...1st--send this survey to everyone you know to see how well they know you...
2nd--fill this survey out about the person who sent it to you and send it back to them
you asked for it...1. My name:
Christopher **** *****2. Where did we meet?:
work, unlike the fuck who made this thing - he met all his friends in IRC3. Take a stab at my middle name..:
whatever4. How long have you known me?:
too goddamn long.5. How well do you know me?
...oh for gods sake...6. Do I smoke?
like a fucking chimney - thank god.7. Do I believe in God?
the real question - Does god believe in you?8. When you first saw me what was your impression?
WOW he's surly...9. My age?
far younger than me.10. Birthday?:
dunno. much more impotrantly - do i give a good goddamn. if we met online, like the fucker that made this up, you could have told me anything...11. Color hair?:
dyed.12. Color eyes:
shit brown.13. Tall / average / short / fat / average / thin? / n/a?:
Do you REALLY want me to answer that?14. Do I have any siblings?:
yes, and you won't hook me up with her, jerk.15. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me? (If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?
HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!SNIP
ok, this sucks. I'm gonna go watch Ass Artist II.
9 Nov 99
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