NO! NO I'M NOT!
I'm currently looking for the NEXT Ex-Mrs. SlappyJack.
ok, here's your fucking survey.
I'm gonna write a thing for bootyquake.com this week, so in leiu of a real update...
I have a lot of paople that I know that are into the forwarding of crap. Ususally it isnt too bad and they send little jokes and I read them and roll my eyes and delete them and that's that. Most of them are... ahem ...older.
I don't want to say that they don't get it, cause they do, but they don't seem to realise the sheer volume your average twentysomething (or 30-ish) person has to sift through on a daily basis when they're working in the computer industry.
Today Tom sent me this:
Here's what you're supposed to do. Copy (not forward) this entire e-mail and paste it onto a new e-mail that you will send. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. Then, send this to a whole bunch of people you know INCLUDING the person who sent it to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your friends. Remember to send yours back to the person who sent it to you. And enjoy!
Yeah, sure. Y'all can copy this and put it on webpages of your own, 'cause if I catch any of you emailing it I'll kill you.
It's like the first thing he's sent me in months, so It's not a big deal. But then I got to thinking.
This is the FIFTH TIME I've gotten this exact forward, and I don't send them out, and It got me a little pissed.
This goes out to the asshole who thought these fucking surveys up in the first place. Along with the idiot that thought "e-petitions" were a great way to make the government sit up and listen to us.
Don't forget the fucking cocksmokers that think those "timmy the parapalecic deaf-mute who got falming anus-herpes from his sodomite great uncle will get a nickel for every email address on this forward" are funy to start, too.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OUIJA BOARDS?:
YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?:
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
FAVORITE BOARD GAME:
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE IN THE MORNING?
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?
ROLLER COASTERS - SCARY OR EXCITING?
PEN OR PENCIL?
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
FUTURE SON'S NAME:
FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME:
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS:
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?:
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?
WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR:
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE POET?
DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT?
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?
ARE YOU A LEFTY, RIGHTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?:
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?:
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH:
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON(S) WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:
2 Nov 99
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