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that goddamn soccer.

I will have two fillings...

You know, I've just watched two freaking hours of soccer.

I don't even fucking like soccer.

wait...

Shit... China just scored their first Penalty Kick

1-1

schweet.

the main reason I'm glad theyre at penalty kicks?

2-1

2-2! I won't have to hear that udmbass say "golden goal" again...

CHINA MISSED!!! SAVE BY USA!!!!!

ITS GOOD!!!! 2-3!!!!

YEAH!!!!

Oh, man... this is as good as the fucking Stanley Cup.

3-3 damn.

3-4

4-4

Talk abuot your basic "sphincter-puckerer"

one shot left.....

GOOOOOOOOOAL!
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

That was the most fucking amazing thing
i've seen in quite some time.
nice game ladies. fucking world cup champions. not too shabby.

Damn near makes me want to go play some soccer.

well, not really.

I do need a beer, though

heh heh heh heh...one of the players just said "she is the toughest god damn player" on National TV.

Schweet.

The sad thing - these commentators are dropping the ball with this celebration thing now. They've been pretty crappy, overall...

but what a game. damn.

10 Jul 99 Shit. I don't have a whole lot to say today.

I'm kinda at a... uh...

Ummmm....

oh, I don't know what the hell you'd call it.

There's nothing to really rant about. read the goddamn Real World crap.

Hopefully something will piss me of really good that I can rant about soon, 'cause this is pretty fucking booring.

Slap out.

2 Jul 99

Quote from Charlie Brown's tonight: "Mr and Mrs Curran hereby adopt SlappyJack" 2 Jul 99

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