Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function
computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
hate mail. YEAH!
Now I know I complain, nay - whine, about the fact that none of you lazy pricks that come by for your not-so-regular injection of vitamin slap ever take the time to email me, but I actually DO ge tthe occational email.
When it rains, it pours...
Not really, but i did get TWO emails from people I don't know talking about the site. One of them was "fan mail" saying how they liked the site, the other, not so much.
I was just goint to let y'all read it, but since they were so smooth as to put the email address email@example.com, I don't quite know who they are.
I DID manage to trace them to this:
so I know the email came from Rodman Hall, Building 83 at the University of Rhode island. Its an Office Building. After a little work it seems to have a lot to do with graduate students.
ty - pi - CAL.
Maybe some TA playing when he should be working? Probably.
(not bad detective work for a guy with two Associates Degrees, eh? any thoughts on that, mr. smarty-pants?)
Back to what I was saying - this brain trust didn't leave me an email address so I'm going to sound off on him here and leave it at that. I know where mr. bravery comes from, I can find him when he shows up again.
I think that I have officially found the stupidest person on the internet. I am of course speaking of you.ok, see, i'm not a big educated mook like yourself, but even I know better than to explain myself when I'm trying to smoothly insult someone. I am of course telling you what a dumbass you are.First of all, your web-site absolutely sucks...as if the crappy color-scheme, stupid name, and horrible layout weren't enough, you had to further suck the thing up by displaying such meaningless, non-creative, uninteresting content. Your views are like those of a 12 year old and your level of writing just about matches that. Just wanted to let you know.
So there you are, R.J.
If you got a pair, bring it on back.
Mr. Filthy is dying to see what pap you write next.
In other news, San Fransicso Channel 4 is supposedly giving the undercover scoop on this whole hacker thing. Good God, they have no idea how retarded they sound.
Oh yeah, J's new pill is working out pretty good. I even got a little somethin'-somethin' today.
My life rocks.
17 Feb 00
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