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And That is Why....

I am sick and tired of the president of the United States embarrassing me. The world we live in is too complex to entrust it to someone else whose idea of intellectual curiosity and grasp of foreign policy issues is to tell us he can look into Vladimir Putin's eyes and see into his soul.

- Jack Cafferty

...and that is why I think what I do about this election.

I know the Republiicans have smart people in their party, the HAVE TO, even just by statistical chance. Why the fuck aren't they running any of those guys? They don't want to appear elitist?

Not that I'd vote for them, but it'd at least make me feel a little better about the current state of politics in this country.

slap out.

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