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dumb. fucks.

I was alerted to yet another internet hoax by a friend of mine who then forwarded it to me.

Below is random druinken lashing out at the perpretrators. You can guess the context of it after reading it and the links contained...

They should be glad I don't write viruses.

Maybe YOU could!

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   Subject: Dear Dumb Bastards...
      Date: Tue, 17 Sep 2002 23:52:41 -0700
        To: Daymin Rose <>, 
            Tyonna Bowlin <>,
            Kristin Donathan <>,
            Alex Bayless <>,
            Brooks Miller <;,
            Jennifer Trinh <>,
            Danna Sta-Ana <>,


You are on this list because YOU were stupid enough to fall for yet
another retarded bandwidth-sucking email that is a complete fucking
hoax, and then proceed to eat bandwidth and server time by forwarding it
to no less than 230 people between the nine of you.

TWO HUNDRED THIRTY PEOPLE has server space wasted on them because you
didnt take the fucking time to find out this whole thing was nothing but
a hoax.

This was found by doing two seconds worth of checking at Google:

THIS is why the internet went from a free place for fairly intelligent
to exchange information to a place where scams abound and and semblance
of intelligence has been warped by the moronic lowest common denominator
knee-jerk mob rule that has spoiled most of our culture.

THIS is why people that take months crawling in the metaphorical mud
learning how to use our computers as powerful tools from the ground up
spit on the rest of you that treat them like shiny televisions.

THIS is the kind of lazy not-doublecheck-your-fucking-work-mentality
that put remedial monarch in the whitehouse and built an economy where
nothing gets done and everyone feels cheated for not getting their

RESEARCH before you fucking post.
KNOW before you fucking do.
RESPECT AND UNDERSTAND the consequences of EACH and EVERY ONE of your
actions, no matter how small.


     My ass.
     As in, "You can kiss it."
     Especially you dumbfucks that forward each and every 
             piece of shit you get in your inbox. - s'wut i sed...
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"My Name is Jasmine..." My Ass.

Fuck you "Jasmine", I hope your mom dies a slow horrible death in her hospital bed in exchange for you unleasshing this crap on the net and slowing down my Day of Defeat Packets.

you little cunt.

Slap out

18 Sep 02

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