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oh for the love of christ...

Unless you live under a rock, you've probably heard about Marjorie Knoller being found guilty of murder after her two gigantic pit bulls chewed up a nice woman outside her apartment for no real rewason other than that they're pit bulls and that's just what they do.

So of course it's all over the news here, and I just saw a little blurb for the local news that was running the teaser, "See what the jury's decision could mean for local dog owners!"

The short version of what it means:

HEY, ASSHOLE, CONTROL YOUR FUCKING DOG!

The more to the point longer version:

IF YOUR DOG BITES SOMEONE, WE'RE PROBABLY GOING TO PUT THE THING TO SLEEP, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE THING, AND YOU WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE.

The sad thing is, there really isn't such a thing as a bad dog. They're not smart enough to be bad. THEY ARE FUCKING DOGS.

There are, however, a grip of stupid irresponsible fuckheads out there that own them.

Nice to see that it takes someone getting brutally mauled to death before soceity is willing to come forward and officially say that for the legal record.

Slap Out

21 Mar 02

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