NO! NO I'M NOT!
I'm currently looking for the NEXT Ex-Mrs. SlappyJack.
Fucking PEOPLE, PLEASE!
nto existence it San Francisco's dirty little secret, Craigslist.
(It's not really a dirty secret, but that sounds good. You know...)
This site got so popular in SF that pretty much all the jobs I've looked at, and gotten, have been found here. Same goes for most of my peeps. THere are companies out here that look for people SOLELY using Craigslist.
Screw HotJobs. Screw Monster. Screw DICE. Craig is your friend, and he doesn't waste your bandwidth with bullshit ads and flashy graphics.
Apparently, Craig is trying to expand his list to other cities, but it doesn't seem to be taking. Lemme tell you guys - if the list covers your area, it behooves you to make this thing popular. Its like magic.
The reason I mantion Craigslist as all is because it not only is a great place to find gigs and used cars and crap, but it's also a fantastic view into the comunity you live in.
For example, this freakin thing was pulled from http://www.craigslist.org/best/2463783.html.
It was posted Dec 24, 2001
Where can we get an abortion for our pedigree dog?
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Date: Mon Dec 24 21:51:10 2001
Our lovely Pedigreed Minature Poodle was violated
by our neighbors Golden Retriever. She somehow got outside
when the delivery people came by and was impregnated in front of
our house in broad daylight. The neighbors maid called us.
I was able to rescue Madonna from the male but we now
know she is pregnant. We dont want Her to have this litter of
mixed puppies because we were hoping to breed Her in the springtime
with another lineage from Danville.
Needless to say my wife and are completly devestated by the
turn of events and found we are unable to sue the neighbor because
both our dogs were loose!
We cant go to our veterinarian because he handles other peoples dogs
we know and are afraid they might find out.
Now Madonna lays around and eats a lot. She's become fat and I
cant even take her out to meet the other dogwalking regulars because
they will know she's pregnant.
Has anyone else in the CL community encountered this before?
Im willing to fly her anywhere to have this problem taken care of.
PLEASE HELP US. and Merry X-mas
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Broadway Street Stairs
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around Pac. Heights/Marina
no, really. I'm not shitting you.
Ask me why I hate everyone. Go ahead....
7 Jan 02
G-Man (of G-Man Monster Pain Workout fame) shares my pain...
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