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reality check.

In response to my last update, my ever-lovin' evil twin sent me the following:

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Subject: $$
   Date: Sat, 24 Nov 2001 17:34:39 -0500
   From: dik
     To: eug

Pursuant to your recent Potter tirade, here are the "real" box office
champs of all-time, with earnings adjusted to 1998 dollar values:

1. Gone with the Wind - $1.33 Billion
2. Snow White - $1.06 B
3. Star Wars - $0.83 B
4. E.T. - $0.74 B
5. 101 Dalmatians - $0.67 B
6. Bambi - $0.66 B
7. Titanic - $0.61 B
8. Jaws - $0.60 B
9. The Sound of Music - $0.56 B
10. The Ten Commandments - $0.55 B
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Yeah, that's right, 1.33 Billion Dollars.

Unfortunately, the presence of Titanic on that list does nothing to help its cred.

Slap Out

24 Nov 01

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