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A note on Jerry Bruckheimer.

We went to see Final Fantasy last night, and during the previews we see that Jerry Bruckheimer basically took Pearl Harbor , set it in Somaia, and renamed it Black Sheep (I think).

The following conversation then happened:

Me: When will Jerry Bruckheimer wise up and just stop with making this crap?

shamus?: When. We. Kill. Him.

Jerry, I'd take this as a sign that its time to take a little longer than one good thinking session on the can to put together a script. The public is no longer amused.

Slap Out

12 Jul 01

This was overheard today at work:

"Can we please not leave the Diaper Friends Catalog on the accountant's desk?"

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