Goddamnit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!
I got my new machine all up and running, and of course the insurance company is dragging their feet on paying off for the machine I just lost. They're trying to figure out how to lie about the value of a box to someone that built his own.
So they're officially to be considered assholes at this moment. That status will probably remain even after they give us an ass-reaming paltry sum.
NOTE: This DOES NOT apply to Franklin Lew, SuperAgent for State Farm. He did his part just fine.
Hannibal. I liked it, mainly because I knew the book. They fuck up the ending pretty good, once again proving Hollywood hasn't lost its withering touch.
I have a cell phone these days, and of course my company just got mega-mergered into Cingular. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, because Cingular is apparently spending all the money I give them on assholish ads that supposedly promote "be an individual, express yourself."
I wonder how well they take to their own employees being individual and expressing themselves?
At least I'm not giving my monry to Verizion, who's co-opting of a generations (pick one, most of them have used it) symbol into its own brand awareness gimmick has hopefully given their entire Marketing, BizDev, Ad, and Senior Managment teams one way express tickets to hell.
Enjoy the heat, pricks.
Speaking of Verizion and their assholishness, who in the fuck thought it would be a good idea to develop a text chat application FOR YOUR PHONE?
My knees hurt like a bitch every time I run now.
Anyone got any suggestions? Email Me.
For those of you that remember the ring rant that I did for LAST valentines day, I'm glad to announce that BatGirl now wears her ring.
Most of the time.
Happy Valentines Day, BatGirl.
sprry I hadda say it in such a shitass update.
13 Feb 01
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